Chapter Seven The Lord said to Jerry, “You shall speak all that I command you,” but because of the no hearken concern, Jerry did challenge George to choose him for it. And Jerry was odds. And George was evens. And on the fourth and final choose, Jerry shot a two and George shot a one. And Jerry was victorious. And he chose not to talk to Newman. And God said, “Fine. Whatever. Will one of you just speak to Newman, that...

Chapter Eight Then the same thing happened, basically, except with frogs. Thereupon, Pharaoh Newman summoned Jerry and George, and said, "Entreat the Lord that He remove the frogs from me and from my people, and I will let out the people of Israel so that they may sacrifice to the Lord. Go ahead, Jerry. I’m beggin’ you, Jerry! Please!" And Jerry said to Pharaoh, "You’ve got a little problem.” And Pharaoh fell to his knees and said, “Oh, I’ve got a...

Chapters Nine and Ten Let My people go…yada, yada…a very severe pestilence…yada, yada…livestock (not the noxious kind) died…yada, yada…hardened arteries…yada, yada… And George asked Jerry, “Haven’t we had this conversation before?” and Jerry pondered, “You think?” And George became more confident, “I think we have.” And Jerry shrugged, “Yeah, maybe we have.” The Lord said to Jerry and to George, "Take yourselves handfuls of Junior Mints - or, if you’re out of Junior Mints, maybe Jujyfruits, either will work - and...

Chapter Eleven The Lord said to Jerry, "I will bring one more plague upon Pharaoh and upon Manhattan; afterwards Newman will drive you out of here. He’s an idiot altogether.” Please, speak into the ears of the people, and let them “borrow”, each man from his friend and each woman from her friend, silver vessels and golden vessels. That’s right. Gold, Jerry! Gold!” So the Lord gave the people favor in the Manhattanites’ eyes; also Jerry was highly esteemed in the...

Chapter Eleven The Lord said to Jerry, "I will bring one more plague upon Pharaoh and upon Manhattan; afterwards Newman will drive you out of here. He’s an idiot altogether.” Please, speak into the ears of the people, and let them “borrow”, each man from his friend and each woman from her friend, silver vessels and golden vessels. That’s right. Gold, Jerry! Gold!” So the Lord gave the people favor in the Manhattanites’ eyes; also Jerry was highly esteemed in the...

Chapter Twelve The Lord spoke to Jerry and to George in the land of Manhattan saying, “This month shall be to you the head of the months; to you it shall be the first of the months of the year. And you shall no longer call it the Newmanium, as Pharaoh has decreed. And you shall call it instead the Kramerium, as I command. Don’t ask me why. God’s choice. Speak to the entire community of Israel, saying, "On the tenth...

Chapter Thirteen Jerry said to the people, "Remember this day, when you went out of Manhattan, out of the house of bondage, for with a mighty hand…yada, yada, yada… He basically repeated everything that God told him and George in Chapter Twelve.

Chapter Fourteen(Finally!) The Lord spoke to Jerry, saying, “Speak to the children of Israel, and let them turn back and encamp in front of The West Side Highway, between Canal Street and the Hudson; in front of The entrance to the Holland Tunnel, you shall encamp opposite it, by the Hudson. And Newman will say about the children of Israel, ‘They are trapped in the land. TriBeCa has closed in upon them’. And I will harden Pharaoh's cardiac arteries, and he...