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Sarah Wisnia

San Francisco , US

Take Us Out of Egypt

by Sarah Wisnia

Take Us out of Egypt (sung to the tune of Take me out to the ball game")Take us out of EgpytFree us from slaveryBake us some matzah in a hasteDon't worry 'bout flavor--Give no thought to taste.Oh it's rush, rush, rush, to the Red SeaIf we don't cross it's a shameFor it's ten plagues, Down and you're outAt the Pessah history game.

No Seder Like Our Seder

by Sarah Wisnia

There's no seder like our seder, There's no seder I know. Everything about it is halachic Nothing that the Torah won't allow. Listen how we read the whole Haggadah It's all in Hebrew 'Cause we know how. There's no Seder like our seder, We tell a tale that is swell: Moses took the people out into the heat They baked the matzah While on their feet Now isn't that a story That just can't be beat? Let's go on with the...

Maggid - Beginning

No Seder Like Our Seder - A Passover Song

by Sarah Wisnia

A Passover Song [Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things"]Cleaning and cooking and so many dishesOut with the hametz, no pasta, no knishesThese are a few of our Passover things.When the plagues strikeWhen the lice biteWhen we're feeling sad We simply remember our Passover things And then we don't feel so bad.Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset Shankbones and Kiddish and Yiddish neuroses Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings These are a few...

Casa Vine Haggadah

Casa Vine Haggadah

by Sarah Wisnia

Five Constipated Men

by Guy Mann

Five Constipated Men There were five, five, constipated men In the Bible, in the Bible There five, five, constipated men In the five books of Moses The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel CHORUS The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass CHORUS The third, third, constipated man Was Moses, he took...

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