Do you know who I am?
Have you heard of my name?
Once you have met me, you won't be the same.
I show up each year towards the end of the seder.
My eye see like telescopes, ears work like radar.
You can't ever fool me, you can't ever hide.
Your matzah's not safe in the house or outside.
I'm famous, fantastic! I'll tell you, in brief--
I'm Abie, the Afikoman-thief!
Whenever you think that it's hidden away,