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Chapters 11 and 12

by Stoljar-Gold Ziegler Gold

Chapter Eleven The Lord said to Jerry, "I will bring one more plague upon Pharaoh and upon Manhattan; afterwards Newman will drive you out of here. He’s an idiot altogether.” Please, speak into the ears of the people, and let them “borrow”, each man from his friend and each woman from her friend, silver vessels and golden vessels. That’s right. Gold, Jerry! Gold!” So the Lord gave the people favor in the Manhattanites’ eyes; also Jerry was highly esteemed in the...

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The Birth of Moses

by Stoljar-Gold Ziegler Gold

The dictionary defines Midrash as an ancient commentary on part of the Hebrew scriptures. We define Midrash as a tale as old as time on part of the Seinfeldian scriptures. If we’re lucky, with this Seder we’ll get into the Westmount Independent. The story of the Midrash is very complicated but rich with tradition. Plagues, lepers, commandments; the list goes on. This is the story of a young nation’s strange erotic journey from Kyro to Cnaan. And so a new king...