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Everybody’s a critic!”</p>\n\n<p><strong>I</strong> is for <strong>Israel</strong>, the land we hold dear.<br />\nBut no rush to go; there’s always next year!</p>\n\n<p><strong>J</strong> is for <strong>Jewish</strong> — that is, not a goy.<br />\nYou know, like that nice Star-of-Bethlehem boy.</p>\n\n\n\n<p> is for <strong>Kosher</strong>, fit for consumption.<br />\nOr, put another way: “okay to eat,” according to basic laws derived from two of the five books of the Torah — Leviticus and Deuteronomy; but the details and practical applications of those laws were transmitted over centuries through oral law (eventually codified in the Mishnah and Talmud) and later elaborated upon in rabbinical literature… and the rationale for most of which is nowhere to be found.</p>\n\n<p><strong>L</strong> is for <strong>Lamb</strong>, star meat of the meal.<br />\nSo tender! So juicy! 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How many more pages?</p>\n\n<p><strong>X</strong> as in <strong>Exodus</strong>, book of the Torah.<br />\nBut turn back for saucy reports from Gomorrah.</p>\n\n<p><strong>Y</strong> is for <strong>Yeast</strong>, fungus forbidden!<br />\nHow fast can you find where the Wonder Bread’s hidden?</p>\n\n<p><strong>Z</strong> is for <strong>Zzzzz</strong>, but no one is snoring.<br />\nThe story’s not new, but it’s never boring.</p>\n\n<p>So there it is: Passover, letter by letter.<br />\n(And not even Moses himself could do better.)</p>\n\n<p>- - -</p>\n", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Introduction", "slug": "introduction" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 280, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "ABCs of Passover | Passover haggadah by Lisa Gitelson", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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