10. Persistently high interest rates

9.   Paying 5.00 dollars for a cup of coffee

8.   Facebook mob wars

7.   An hour too long with your extended family

6.   A Very Special episode of The “Jersey Shore” Seder

5.   Incapacitating flatulence

4.   No cell phone reception in Pharaoh's Palace

3.   Stranded on an Island with the Shamwow guy

2.   Warm Grape Juice

1.   Radio stations playing 'Walk Like an Egyptian' 24-7 

haggadah Section: -- Ten Plagues
Source: Bangitout.com Seder Sidekick