KAMALA HARRIS: Thank you to the Second Gentleman and First Lady for putting on this beautiful event.

Let me tell you, I’ve been pretty busy, and I felt badly that I couldn’t help out very much. Not that I should, I am Madam Vice President!

I think it was The Daily Show that pointed out: not only am I the first female Vice President, but I also have the extra job of running the tied-up Senate. This is going to be a lot of work!

But if anyone can handle doing both jobs for the price of one, it’s A Woman!

I’m honored to describe the symbol of The Karpas, which as we all know, is when we dip a sprig of fresh parsley into some bitter, salty water. 

Mamala loves its vibe and message. 

Because it paradoxically combines a metaphor of tears and slavery with one of spring and rebirth. 

We can all relate to that recently, right? It’s like how fun Twitter is again now.



Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha`olam, bo'rei p'ri ha'adama

Praised Are You, Our G-d,  who creates the fruit of the earth.

haggadah Section: Karpas
Source: The Biden-Harris Haggadah available in full at amazon.com/author/davecowen