The Beastie Boys do the first cup of wine
THE FIRST CUP OF WINE
MIKE D
Ahem, um, no big deal, but we didn’t get a chance,
to, ahem, do one of our songs, when we came in?
AD-ROCK
We think it’s perfect, Rick. For the first cup of wine.
EVERYONE
Pour it!
MIKE-D
You wake up late for Hebrew school
Hashem, you don't want to go
You ask yo’ Mom, please? But she still says, no
Missed Bar Mitzvah class, did no Haftarah work
And your Rabbi says your Sermon
Needs a whole lotta work
EVERYONE
But you still gotta right (dum dum)
To that first cup, of wine!
MIKE D
Hm. That’s pretty weird actually?
We’re, like, still promoting teen drinking?
How old is a Bar Mitzvah again?
AD-ROCK
I think it’s thirteen, man. Yeah, that’s too young.
EVERYONE
Sometimes you gotta role model! (dum dum)
The other ways of, partying!
MIKE D
Wait, are we saying, the other, kind of, bitter herb?
AD-ROCK
I don’t think so, I mean, I wasn’t thinking it, but, now, you’re saying it, so, it’s like, now, everyone probably is, or was, and I missed it, but-
EVERYONE
To be clear everyone! (dum dum) An example would be, singing, maybe even (dum dum) dancing!
AD-ROCK
OK, yeah, I feel better about that, you?
MIKE D
The Beasties finally becoming men. Um, people.
RICK RUBIN
And let’s not forget to say the prayer!
EVERYONE
Baruch atah Ad-nai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam bo're p'ri hagafen.
Praised are You, Our G-d, who blesses us and creates the fruit of the vine.
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