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Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/where-s-waldo-social-distancing", "og:title": "Where's Waldo-Social Distancing | Passover haggadah by Tami Stalbow", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/285693/conversions/waldo-cover.jpg" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "afikomen-to-the-tune-of-oklahoma", "title": "Afikomen (to the tune of \"Oklahoma\")", "author": "Tami Stalbow", "author_handle": "westchester-hebrew-high-school-1", "author_initials": "TS", "covertext": "Aaaaaaaa.....fikomen! What a very special Pesach treat! A dessert we share, as light as air So much joy from such a hunk...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>Aaaaaaaa.....fikomen! What a very special Pesach treat!</p>\n\n<p>A dessert we share, as light as air</p>\n\n<p>So much joy from such a hunk of wheat!</p>\n\n<p>Thaaaaaaaaa.....t is why we hide it early on from everyone</p>\n\n<p>A trend we get, from kosher chefs,</p>\n\n<p>To convince us that eating Matzah's fun.</p>\n\n<p>On a shelf or hidden away</p>\n\n<p>Floor or stairs, 'neath Uncle SId's toupee</p>\n\n<p>It's too much work to search for your dessert</p>\n\n<p>Yes, I'm lookimg for Afikomen</p>\n\n<p>Afikomen, oy vey, gevalt.... let;s check the couch!!!</p>\n\n<p>AFIKOMEN!!!!!</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": null, "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Yachatz", "slug": "yachatz" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 216, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Afikomen (to the tune of \"Oklahoma\") | Passover haggadah by Tami Stalbow", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "don-t-sit-on-the-afikomen-to-the-tune-of-glory-glory-hallelujah", "title": "Don't Sit on the Afikomen (To the tune of \"Glory, Glory Hallelujah\")", "author": "Tami Stalbow", "author_handle": "westchester-hebrew-high-school-1", "author_initials": "TS", "covertext": "My Dad at every Seder breaks a Matzah piece in two And hides the Afikomen half - a game for my and you FInd it, hold it...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>My Dad at every Seder breaks a Matzah piece in two</p>\n\n<p>And hides the Afikomen half - a game for my and you</p>\n\n<p>FInd it, hold it ransom for the Seder isn't through</p>\n\n<p>'til the Afikomen is gone.</p>\n\n<p>Chorus: </p>\n\n<p>Don't sit on the Afikomen, don't sit on the Afikomen</p>\n\n<p>Don't sit on the Afikomen, or the meal will last all night</p>\n\n<p>One year Daddy hid it 'neath a pillow on a chair</p>\n\n<p>But just as I raced over, my Aunt Sophie sat down there</p>\n\n<p>She threw herself upon it, awful crunching filled the air</p>\n\n<p>And crumbs flew all around (Chorus)</p>\n\n<p>There were matzah crumbs all over, it was a messy sight</p>\n\n<p>We swept up all the pieces, it took us half the night</p>\n\n<p>So, if you want the Seder ending sooner than dawn's light</p>\n\n<p>Don't sit on the Afi-ko-men (Chorus)</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": null, "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Yachatz", "slug": "yachatz" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 236, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Don't Sit on the Afikomen (To the tune of \"Glory, Glory Hallelujah\") | Passover haggadah by Tami Stalbow", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "idol-worshippers", "title": "Idol Worshippers-Haggadah Text", "author": "Tami Stalbow", "author_handle": "westchester-hebrew-high-school-1", "author_initials": "TS", "covertext": "מִתְּחִלָּה עוֹבְדֵי עֲבוֹדָה זָרָה הָיוּ אֲבוֹתֵינוּ, וְעַכְשָׁיו קֵרְבָנוּ הַמָּקוֹם לַעֲבדָתוֹ, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר: וַיֹאמֶר...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p style=\"text-align:right;\">מִתְּחִלָּה עוֹבְדֵי עֲבוֹדָה זָרָה הָיוּ אֲבוֹתֵינוּ, וְעַכְשָׁיו קֵרְבָנוּ הַמָּקוֹם לַעֲבדָתוֹ, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר: וַיֹאמֶר יְהוֹשֻעַ אֶל־כָּל־הָעָם, כֹּה אָמַר ה' אֱלֹהֵי יִשְׂרָאֵל: בְּעֵבֶר הַנָּהָר יָשְׁבוּ אֲבוֹתֵיכֶם מֵעוֹלָם, תֶּרַח אֲבִי אַבְרָהָם וַאֲבִי נָחוֹר, וַיַּעַבְדוּ אֱלֹהִים אֲחֵרִים.</p>\n\n<p>From the beginning, our ancestors were idol worshipers. And now, the Place [of all] has brought us close to His worship, as it is stated (<a href=\"/Joshua.24.2-4\">Joshua 24:2-4</a>), \"Yehoshua said to the whole people, so said the Lord, God of Israel, 'Over the river did your ancestors dwell from always, Terach the father of Avraham and the father of Nachor, and they worshiped other gods.</p>\n\n<p style=\"text-align:right;\">וָאֶקַּח אֶת־אֲבִיכֶם אֶת־אַבְרָהָם מֵעֵבֶר הַנָּהָר וָאוֹלֵךְ אוֹתוֹ בְּכָל־אֶרֶץ כְּנָעַן, וָאַרְבֶּה אֶת־זַרְעוֹ וָאֶתֵּן לוֹ אֶת־יִצְחָק, וָאֶתֵּן לְיִצְחָק אֶת־יַעֲקֹב וְאֶת־עֵשָׂו. וָאֶתֵּן לְעֵשָׂו אֶת־הַר שֵּׂעִיר לָרֶשֶׁת אתוֹ, וְיַעֲקֹב וּבָנָיו יָרְדוּ מִצְרָיִם.</p>\n\n<p style=\"text-align:right;\">And I took your father, Avraham, from over the river and I made him walk in all the land of Canaan and I increased his seed and I gave him Yitschak. And I gave to Yitschak, Ya'akov and Esav; and I gave to Esav, Mount Seir [in order that he] inherit it; and Yaakov and his sons went down to Egypt.'\"</p>\n\n<p style=\"text-align:right;\">בָּרוּךְ שׁוֹמֵר הַבְטָחָתוֹ לְיִשְׂרָאֵל, בָּרוּךְ הוּא. שֶׁהַקָּדוֹשׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא חִשַּׁב אֶת־הַקֵּץ, לַעֲשׂוֹת כְּמוֹ שֶּׁאָמַר לְאַבְרָהָם אָבִינוּ בִּבְרִית בֵּין הַבְּתָרִים, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר: וַיֹּאמֶר לְאַבְרָם, יָדֹעַ תֵּדַע כִּי־גֵר יִהְיֶה זַרְעֲךָ בְּאֶרֶץ לֹא לָהֶם, וַעֲבָדוּם וְעִנּוּ אֹתָם אַרְבַּע מֵאוֹת שָׁנָה. וְגַם אֶת־הַגּוֹי אֲשֶׁר יַעֲבֹדוּ דָּן אָנֹכִי וְאַחֲרֵי־כֵן יֵצְאוּ בִּרְכֻשׁ גָּדוֹל.</p>\n\n<p>Blessed be the One who keeps His promise to Israel, blessed be He; since the Holy One, blessed be He, calculated the end [of the exile,] to do as He said to Avraham, our father, in the Covenant between the Pieces, as it is stated (<a href=\"/Genesis.15.13-14\">Genesis 15:13-14</a>), \"And He said to Avram, 'you should surely know that your seed will be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and they will enslave them and afflict them four hundred years. And also that nation for which they shall toil will I judge, and afterwards they will go out with much property.'\"</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": null, "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "-- Exodus Story", "slug": "exodus-story" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 213, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Idol Worshippers-Haggadah Text | Passover haggadah by Tami Stalbow", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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