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עַל אַחַת, כַּמָה וְכַּמָה, טוֹבָה כְפוּלָה וּמְכֻפֶּלֶת לַמָּקוֹם עָלֵינוּ: שֶׁהוֹצִיאָנוּ מִמִּצְרַיִם, וְעָשָׂה בָהֶם שְׁפָטִים, וְעָשָׂה בֵאלֹהֵיהֶם, וְהָרַג אֶת־בְּכוֹרֵיהֶם, וְנָתַן לָנוּ אֶת־מָמוֹנָם, וְקָרַע לָנוּ אֶת־הַיָּם, וְהֶעֱבִירָנוּ בְּתוֹכוֹ בֶּחָרָבָה, וְשִׁקַּע צָרֵנוּ בְּתוֹכוֹ, וְסִפֵּק צָרְכֵּנוּ בַּמִדְבָּר אַרְבָּעִים שָׁנָה, וְהֶאֱכִילָנוּ אֶת־הַמָּן, וְנָתַן לָנוּ אֶת־הַשַּׁבָּת, וְקֵרְבָנוּ לִפְנֵי הַר סִינַי, וְנַתָן לָנוּ אֶת־הַתּוֹרָה, וְהִכְנִיסָנוּ לְאֶרֶץ יִשְׂרָאֵל, וּבָנָה לָנוּ אֶת־בֵּית הַבְּחִירָה לְכַפֵּר עַל־כָּל־עֲוֹנוֹתֵינוּ. How much more so is the good that is doubled and quadrupled that the Place [of all bestowed] upon us [enough for us]; since he...

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מִתְּחִלָּה עוֹבְדֵי עֲבוֹדָה זָרָה הָיוּ אֲבוֹתֵינוּ, וְעַכְשָׁיו קֵרְבָנוּ הַמָּקוֹם לַעֲבדָתוֹ, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר: וַיֹאמֶר יְהוֹשֻעַ אֶל־כָּל־הָעָם, כֹּה אָמַר ה' אֱלֹהֵי יִשְׂרָאֵל: בְּעֵבֶר הַנָּהָר יָשְׁבוּ אֲבוֹתֵיכֶם מֵעוֹלָם, תֶּרַח אֲבִי אַבְרָהָם וַאֲבִי נָחוֹר, וַיַּעַבְדוּ אֱלֹהִים אֲחֵרִים. From the beginning, our ancestors were idol worshipers. And now, the Place [of all] has brought us close to His worship, as it is stated (Joshua 24:2-4), "Yehoshua said to the whole people, so said the Lord, God of Israel, 'Over the river did your ancestors dwell from always,...

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My Dad at every Seder breaks a Matzah piece in two And hides the Afikomen half - a game for my and you FInd it, hold it ransom for the Seder isn't through 'til the Afikomen is gone. Chorus:  Don't sit on the Afikomen, don't sit on the Afikomen Don't sit on the Afikomen, or the meal will last all night One year Daddy hid it 'neath a pillow on a chair But just as I raced over, my Aunt Sophie...

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Aaaaaaaa.....fikomen! What a very special Pesach treat! A dessert we share, as light as air So much joy from such a hunk of wheat! Thaaaaaaaaa.....t is why we hide it early on from everyone A trend we get, from kosher chefs, To convince us that eating Matzah's fun. On a shelf or hidden away Floor or stairs, 'neath Uncle SId's toupee It's too much work to search for your dessert Yes, I'm lookimg for Afikomen Afikomen, oy vey, gevalt.... let;s check...

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There were four sons. The wise one stocked enough toilet paper to get by for a week or two. The wicked one hoarded the entire shops supply and has an entire storeroom full. The simple one ran out after two days. The one who didn’t know how to ask resorted to paper towels instead.

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Mo, His people they were slaves to the evil Pharaoh, Unitl one day he was lookin' at a bush, And he heard the voice of G-d, though he wasn't a lush - The LORD that is,  I AM - - - The Big G. Next thing you know Mo's talkin' to Pharaoh, Mo says "God said, you gotta let my people go!" But the king says "No, they always will be...

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Well, the bondage of Pharaoh was frightful And the please of Moses were rightful But since God sent plagues you know Let them go, let them go, let them go Oh, they didn't have time for baking So instead it's Matzah their making And since God sent plagues you know, Let them go, let them go let them go When they finally said goodnight Marking blood so to save their first born And soon they will need to take fight As...

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Hey frogs, please go away You're a bad plague that gets no better Mitzrayim is suffering from this plague If I relent, well it get better? Hey frogs, I'm now afraid You were put here to make us suffer Your jumping is getting under my skin Now I need Moshe to make it better. And all the time I feel the pain - hey frogs refrain Don't infest my world and all our households For well you know, I'd be a...

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Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes, Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes, Fish that's gefilte'd horseradish that stings, There are a few of our Passover things. Matzah and karpas and chopped up haroset, Shankbones and kiddush and yiddish neuroses, Tante who kveetches and uncle who sings, These are a few of our Passover things. Motzi & Maror and trouble with Pharaohs, Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows, Matzah balls floating and eggshell that clins, There are a...