The Sorting Hat of Passover
You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart. They forge the path for those to come with justice, tzedek, from the start!
You might belong in Hufflepuff where they are just and loyal. Those patient ‘Puffs are true and unafraid of Middle Eastern turmoil!
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw if you’ve a ready mind. Where those of wit and learning will always find chevruta in kind.
Or perhaps in Slytherin you’ll make your real friends. Those cunning folks use any sources to achieve their Talmudic ends.
Though I must fulfill my duty and must divide the table every year; still I wonder whether sorting may not bring the end I fear. Oh, know the Bible, read the Siddur, the warning with which history is fraught. For our Seder is in danger from external deadly thought! And we must stay united or we’ll crumble from within; I have told you, I have warned you, let the Jewish learning begin!
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