Pesach Parody- Taio Cruz Dynamite

Haggadah Section: Introduction

Tell you first hand
Of all our Jews in Egypt’s land
When Pharaoh tried to assail
But it was all to no avail

Yeah, yeah

Slavery- on and on and on
Until the Egyptians were gone.. yeah

Flip the matzah balls in my soup sometimes sayin ayy ohh let your wine flow
Just wanna feel free on this sedar night singin ayy oh, lean back, let go

We say Manishtana
Drink 4 cups of wine
We eat the afikomen
Then we all recline

And we dip it once
And we dip it twice
until we feel the freedom
Of the Seder night

So Moses tried tried tried tried

To give his people a free ride ride ride ride
The Pharaoh thought "are they for real (real real real)?"

But all those plagues, they sealed the deal deal deal deal.. yeah yeah

Slavery- on and on and on
Until the Egyptians were gone.. yeah

Flip the matzah balls in my soup sometimes sayin ayy ohh let your wine flow
Just wanna feel free on this sedar night singin ayy oh, lean back, let go

We say Manishtana
Drink 4 cups of wine
We eat the afikomen
Then we all recline

And we dip it once
And we dip it twice
until we feel the freedom
Of the Seder night

So the great sea, it split, yeah

And finally the Jews could exit
What a celebration
Now we feel our liberation

Cuz I… can feel it
And Ay-ay-Kadeish, Ur'chatz, Karpas, Yachatz, Magid, Rohtzah, Motzi, Matzah, Maror, Koreich, Shulchan Orech

Doo, dooo, dooo, dooo

Flip the matzah balls in my soup sometimes sayin ayy ohh let your wine flow
Just wanna feel free on this sedar night singin ayy oh, lean back, let go

We say Manishtana
Drink 4 cups of wine
We eat the afikomen
Then we all recline

And we dip it once
And we dip it twice
until we feel the freedom
Of the Seder night

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