{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "monty-python-haggadah", "title": "Monty Python Haggadah", "author": "Sue Kayton", "author_handle": "sue-kayton", "author_initials": "SK", "covertext": "Scene 1:  In the Desert  Moses is galloping (skipping on foot while clopping coconuts together to sound like hoofbeats)...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p></p><p><span>Scene 1:  In the Desert </span><span> </span>Moses is galloping (skipping on foot while clopping coconuts together to sound like hoofbeats) across the desert. He comes to a burning bush.</p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Bush: Halt! Who goes there!</p>\n<p>Moses: A shrubbery! A talking shrubbery! One that looks nice, but is not too expensive. It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.</p>\n<p>Bush: Moses! Moses, Leader of the Israelites! </p>\n<p>(Moses looks stunned, drops to his knees in awe and bows his head to the ground in front of the burning bush.)</p>\n<p>Bush:  Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.</p>\n<p>Moses: Sorry-- </p>\n<p>Bush: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone, it's \"sorry this\" and \"forgive me that\" and \"I'm not worthy\". What are you doing now!?</p>\n<p>Moses: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.</p>\n<p>Bush: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. Now knock it off.</p>\n<p>Moses: Yes, Lord.</p>\n<p>Bush: Right! Moses, leader of the Israelites your people shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.</p>\n<p>Moses: Good idea, Lord!</p>\n<p>Bush: Of course it's a good idea! Behold! This is your task to deliver the Israelites from bondage in Egypt.</p>\n<p>Moses: A blessing! But are you sure I shouldn't deliver a pizza instead</p>\n\n\n\n\n<p><span>Scene 2: In Egypt</span></p>\n<p>Moses: I never wanted to do this job of deliverance in the first place. At least delivering pizzas pays good tips!  I wanted to be a lumberjack, even though its a bit hard doing that in the desert. </p>\n<p>(Israelites sing)<span> </span>   Oh, we're Egyptian slaves. It's not OK.<span> </span>   We work all night and we work all day.<span> </span>   We quarry blocks and make mud bricks<span> </span>   And want to run away!</p>\n<p><span>Scene 3: Asking Pharaoh to leave</span></p>\n<p>Moses approaches Pharaoh and his advisors to ask for permission for the Israelites to leave Egypt. </p>\n<p>Pharaoh and his advisors say, \"Ni! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Neeee-wommmm!  We want a shrubbery!!!\" </p>\n<p>Moses says, \"I already found a shrubbery in the desert. It told me it was God, and told me to deliver the Israelites from bondage in Egypt.\" </p>\n<p>When Pharaoh asks for proof that Moses speaks for God, he shows Pharaoh the holy hand grenade and Aaron pulls the holy pin, making mincemeat of half the advisors.</p>\n<p><span>Scene 4: The Ten Plagues</span></p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Killer rabbits. </p>\n<p>Dead parrots. </p>\n<p>The Spanish Inquisition.  </p>\n<p>Silly walks. </p>\n<p>1000-ton weights. </p>\n<p>Plague six. There <span>IS</span> no plague six! </p>\n<p>Crunchy frogs. </p>\n<p>Spam. </p>\n<p>Giant badgers. </p>\n<p>The killing of the first born. </p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>The morning after the final plague, the Egyptian garbage collectors roam the streets calling, \"Bring out your dead!\"  People bring corpses of plague victims to the dead cart.  </p>\n<p>When they start to pick up one body, one of the collectors says, \"Wait a bit.  He's not dead.  He's just resting.\" A lightning bolt comes out of the sky, hitting the body and killing it.  The collectors smile and heave it onto the cart. </p>\n\n\n\n\n<p><span>Scene 5: The Exodus</span></p>\n<p>Aaron (addressing the assembled Israelite multitude): We need to sneak out of Egypt quickly without Pharaoh's army noticing. In this demonstration, we hope to show how to leave Egypt without being seen. This is Miriam of the Tribe of Levi. She can not be seen. Now I am going to ask her to stand up. Sister Miriam, will you stand up please?  </p>\n\n<p>In the distance Miriam stands up. There is a clap of thunder and Miriam crumples to the ground.</p>\n<p>Aaron: This demonstrates the value of not being seen</p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Stop! This is getting too silly!</p>\n<p><span>Scene 6: Arriving at the Red Sea.</span></p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>The Red Sea guard challenges the fleeing Israelites as they arrive, saying, \"None shall pass.\" </p>\n<p>Guard: What is your name?</p>\n<p>Moses: Moses.</p>\n<p>Guard: What is your quest?</p>\n<p>Moses: To reach the Promised Land.</p>\n<p>Guard: What are your favorite colors?</p>\n<p>Moses: Blue and white.</p>\n<p>Guard: You may pass.</p>\n<p>The Israelites pass through the Red Sea.  Now Pharaoh's army approaches, led by Rameses.</p>\n<p>   Guard:     What is your name?<span> </span>   Rameses: Rameses, Pharaoh of Egypt<span> </span>   Guard:     What is your quest?<span> </span>   Rameses: To bring back the fleeing Israelite slaves.</p>\n<p>Guard:     What is the capital of modern-day Abyssinia</p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Rameses: I don't know that.</p>\n<p>The guard unleashes a flood of water onto Rameses and the army, drowning them all. </p>\n<p>Rameses:  Auuugh!</p>\n<p>Aaron watches awestruck, then asks Moses how he was able to answer the questions so well. Moses says, \"You have to know these sorts of things when youre a leader of the Israelites, you know.\"</p>\n<p>Narrator:  Forty years later, after wandering around in the desert searching for the Holy Grail, Moses and Joshua stumble across a dragon ship and sail across the river Jordan to swelling music, but just as everything looks like there will be a happy ending ....</p>\n<p>Moses: No afikomen here. Let's head back.</p>\n<p>And now for something completely different.</p>\n<p><span>Scene 7: The seder plate</span></p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>To help us remember the story of the first Passover, we have assembled various symbolic foods on a Seder plate. There's egg and spam; shankbone and spam; greens and spam, bitter herbs and spam, charoses and spam, and spam, and spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam matzoh and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! </p>\n<p>But I can't eat spam, it's not kosher! </p>\n<p>I'll eat yours, dear. I'm Reform</p>\n\n\n\n\n<p><span>Scene 8: The Four Questions</span></p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Setting:  A dusty street in an small Egyptian city. <span> </span>Moses:  It's time to ask the five questions.  <span> </span>Aaron:  Four, sir!  It's FOUR questions.<span> </span>Moses:  Right.  Thou shalt ask four. No more. No less. Four shall be the number thou shalt ask, and the number of the asking shall be four. Five shalt thou not ask, nor either ask thou three, excepting that thou then proceed to four.</p>\n<p>Enter King Arthur and the Black Knight.  <span> </span>King Arthur fights the Black Knight. First King Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm, but he keeps on fighting. Then Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm, followed by his right leg, and then finally cuts off his left leg. The Black Knight keeps fighting. 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