FOUR QUESTIONS [asked in sarcasm with big eye rolls]

Like seriously why is this night like soooo different from all the other nights? They’re just nights.

• Like seriously why is it – are you kidding me? - that like on all the other nights – every single night – all the time – we eat either leavened bread or matza – no, we don’t but, if that’s like what you want to believe than fine, go ahead - , but on this night we eat only matza plus a bunch of other stuff that’s mostly disgusting?
• Like seriously why – are you joking? - is it that on all other nights we eat all kinds of vegetables – ya, right, in your parent dreams - but on this night we eat bitter herbs – and it’s super hot like wasabi or something?
• Like seriously why is it that on all other nights we do not dip [our food] even once except when we are eating French fries & ketchup or any other of about ten zillion situations, but on this night we dip them twice like we’re robots or something?
• Like seriously why is it that on all other nights we dine either sitting upright or reclining which is so not true because when we slouch you get like sooooo mad at us, but ya, sure if that’s what you want to believe, just go ahead, and fine and so on this night we all like just recline – even though I am reading this sitting straight up and you are all sitting there just listening and like none of you are reclining not even a little but whatever?