FIRST PLAGUE AS REPORTED ON TWITTER
by Jacob Richman, http://www.jr.co.il/humor/pass72.htm
CNN-Alerts: Egyptian water turns to blood
Jewish-Press: G-d sends first plague onto Egypt
BBC-Alerts: Egyptian officials say there is no problem.
Egypt-Ministry-of-Health: Temporary problem with the water supply
Egypt-Opposition: Do not drink the water
Muhamed-the-Egyptian: What the #%&!?
Jacob-the-Jew: What water problem??
Hamas-Guy: Tastes great, less filling
Pharo-the-Great: Anyone see that Moses dude?
Obama-Man: Give the negotiations a chance
Hillary-Clinton: This directed assault is an insult to the United States and our ally Egypt
EU-Council: We condem this aggressive act of violence
The-Hague: We condem the Israelites for war crimes against the Egyptians.
UN-Spokeman: Securty Resolution 2 - Israelites condemed for inciting the Egyptians
Dubai-Police: We have a video of 26 foreigners tampering with the water supply
Joe's-Spring-Water: Get our Egyptian importer on the line
Sarah Palin: They deserve it! Anyone see my shotgun ?
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