{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "first-plague-reported-twitter", "title": "FIRST PLAGUE AS REPORTED ON TWITTER", "author": "Kayli Pierson", "author_handle": "khspierson75108", "author_initials": "KP", "covertext": "FIRST PLAGUE AS REPORTED ON TWITTER by Jacob Richman, http://www.jr.co.il/humor/pass72.htm CNN-Alerts: Egyptian water tu...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>FIRST PLAGUE AS REPORTED ON TWITTER<br />\nby Jacob Richman, <a href=\"http://www.jr.co.il/humor/pass72.htm\">http://www.jr.co.il/humor/pass72.htm</a></p>\n\n<p>CNN-Alerts: Egyptian water turns to blood</p>\n\n<p>Jewish-Press: G-d sends first plague onto Egypt</p>\n\n<p>BBC-Alerts: Egyptian officials say there is no problem.</p>\n\n<p>Egypt-Ministry-of-Health: Temporary problem with the water supply</p>\n\n<p>Egypt-Opposition: Do not drink the water</p>\n\n<p>Muhamed-the-Egyptian: What the #%&amp;!?</p>\n\n<p>Jacob-the-Jew: What water problem??</p>\n\n<p>Hamas-Guy: Tastes great, less filling</p>\n\n<p>Pharo-the-Great: Anyone see that Moses dude?</p>\n\n<p>Obama-Man: Give the negotiations a chance</p>\n\n<p>Hillary-Clinton: This directed assault is an insult to the United States and our ally Egypt</p>\n\n<p>EU-Council: We condem this aggressive act of violence</p>\n\n<p>The-Hague: We condem the Israelites for war crimes against the Egyptians.</p>\n\n<p>UN-Spokeman: Securty Resolution 2 - Israelites condemed for inciting the Egyptians</p>\n\n<p>Dubai-Police: We have a video of 26 foreigners tampering with the water supply</p>\n\n<p>Joe's-Spring-Water: Get our Egyptian importer on the line</p>\n\n<p>Sarah Palin: They deserve it! 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While Pesach is \"z'man heyruteinu,\" the season of our freedom, it is also a festival that speaks of spiritual redemption. Jews were freed from mental as well as physical slavery.  It was as a physically and spiritually free people that the Jewish nation prepared to receive the Torah on Mt. Sinai.  The seder also includes many allusions to a future messianic redemption. One of the clearest symbols is the Cup of Elijah placed on every seder table. 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In Psalm 114, King David shows how God's providence freed the Jews from Egyptian bondage and made their survival possible. In Psalm 115, we appeal for God's assistance. In Psalm 116, we plead with God for survival. In Psalm 117, the shortest of all the Psalms, we invite the nations of the world to join our songs of thanksgiving for our redemption. Finally, Psalm 118 can be interpreted in two different ways. David perhaps personally thanks God for his survival, or perhaps David represents the Jewish people and therefore the Psalm is a song of thanksgiving for the entire nation of Israel.<br />\n <br />\nWhen we come to the end of Hallel, we ask God to save us and let us be successful. Those two requests derive from one verse (Psalms 118:25). There is a principle in Judaism that we must always quote a verse in its entirety and therefore we should properly repeat the entire verse before saying it a second time, but we do not. 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