There is a Sefardic Jewish (Iraqi or Afghani) custom of turning to the person beside you, asking these three questions, and offering the three brief answers.
Who are you? (I am a Jew.)
Where are you coming from? (I am coming from Egypt.)
Where are you going? (I am going to Jerusalem.)
However, we know that this is not everyone's head-space tonight, and so we welcome everyone to ask these three questions and reply with their own answers. Your answers can...