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A Few of My Favorite Things(Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things")Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes Fish that's gefillted, horseradish that stings These are a few of our passover things. Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset Shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings These are a few of our Passover things. Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs...

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Hey There Elijah (tune of Plain White T's "Hey There Delilah")  by Barry Kling (Scansion adjustments by Randi & Murray Spiegel), Passover 2008/2009                                Sing it yourself:   Low fi karaoke accompanyment Hey there ElijahWhat's it like at all those SedersYou will drink a lot of wine tonightBut tonight you're permitted yes you areWe can't continue without you, Oh yes it's trueHey there ElijahWe believe you'll be here somedayAnd will bring the world togetherGive us hope for what the future will provideHear our...

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7. Just a Tad of Charoset (to the tune of "Just a spoon full of sugar") Chorus: Just a tad of charoset helps the bitter herbs go down, The bitter herbs go down, the bitter herbs go down. Just a tad of charoset helps the bitter herbs go down, In the most disguising way. Oh, back in Egypt long ago, The Jews were slaves under Pharoah. They sweat and toiled and labored through the day. So when we gather Pesach night,...

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A Whole New Worldto the tune of “A Whole New World”God will show us the way To a place way out yonder. Forty years we’ll be wandering Until we find our dream.God will give us the land. God will feed us with manna. We will see that we can escape Our lives in Mitzrayim.A whole new world… Where we won’t live in slavery. No one to tell us no, The Jews can’t go, Or say we’re only dreaming.A whole new world… ...

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"Friends In Low Places" -- parody!! Blame it all on my roots -I showed up in boots - And brought with me plagues of despair The last one to know - The last one to show - I was the last one You thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise - And the fear in your eyes - When I took up the staff to bring change And I said to you - Hey Pharoh, its time we're through...

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Salt Water Salt is unique in that it is bitter on its own, yet sweetens and brings out the taste of that which it is added to. For this reason, salt is the staple of suffering. There are two perspectives of suffering – Purposeless Suffering and Purposeful Suffering. Purposeless Suffering is suffering without reason, value, or an end-goal, and is therefore completely bitter. It is based on a keyhole view of life: “What is right in front of my eyes is...