The Four Sons
To our seder last year
came a strange-looking man with four sons:
Smarty, Nasty, and Simple, and Sam.
Now Smarty was smart--
yes, so clever and wise,
he could do the whole seder while closing his eyes.
From beginning to end, from the end to the start,
he recited it over and over by heart.
In Hebrew and Hindu, in Snufic and Roman,
from the first Ha Lachma to the last Afikoman.
But Nasty refused to take part...