On Passover we Opened the door for Elijah Now our cat is gone.

 MY FAVORITE CLEAN SEDER JOKES By Rabbi Daniel Brenner In order to keep my kids and their cousins entertained during Pesach, I have a “Joke Bank” an envelope in which I keep the following jokes, all printed out on little slips of paper. If the kids get wild, I say, “pay attention for the next ten seconds and  you’ll get to pick a joke.” They love it. Of course many of these jokes are groaners, but, hey, they are the best...

The Plagues happened at the same time as a massive volcano eruption. The volcano Santorini sent ash in to the air effecting the surrounding area. The ash is found in Cairo and the Nile River, proven by testing the composition of the ash. This volcanic eruption happened between 1500-1650BC while the Plagues happened between 1400-1550BC. So it fits there.  1st Plague. River ran red LIKE blood. But there is a common algae plume called the Red Tide. This makes the river,...

Seder Table by Matt Waldman and Ana Fuchs "I'll read the poems out loud, and you guess what on the Seder table I am rhyming about!" Matzah, Carpas, an Egg and Maror Haroset and shank bone for marking the door Six items there are, and as you can see They symbolize Pesach and tell our story ...Seder Plate! We light them on Shabbat And sometimes when it’s not They gleam and glow And you must know To be careful because they...

Questions are not only welcome during the course of the evening but are vital totonight’s journey. Our obligation at this seder involves traveling from slavery tofreedom, prodding ourselves from apathy to action, encouraging thetransformationof silence into speech, and providing a space where all different levels of belief andtradition can co-exist safely. Because leaving Mitzrayim--the narrow places, theplaces that oppress us—is a personal as well as a communal passage, yourparticipation and thoughts are welcome and encouraged. We remember that questioning itself is...

INTRODUCTIONThe long history of our people is one of contrasts — freedom and slavery, joy and pain, power and helplessness. Passover reflects these contrasts. Tonight as we celebrate our freedom, we remember the slavery of our ancestors and realize that many people are not yet free.Each generation changes — our ideas, our needs, our dreams, even our celebrations. So has Passover changed over many centuries into our presentholiday. Our nomadic ancestors gathered for a spring celebration when the sheep gave birth...