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shave.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>8</span></span></b><span><span>. <strong>The non-Jew</strong> who bought the country’s <i>chametz</i>, has already sold it all back.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>7</span></span></b><span><span>. <strong>So long, that Donald Trump</strong> is reelected as President of the United States.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>6</span></span></b><span><span>. <strong>Smoke from the neighbors</strong> <i>Log B’Omer </i>bonfires<i>, </i>wafts into your dining room.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>5</span></span></b><span><span>. <strong>Rabbi Akiva’s students</strong> come to remind YOU that it's morning, and time for reciting the morning prayers.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>4</span></span></b><span><span>.<strong> So long that your <i>Zaide</i> Hayim</strong> begins snoring to the tune of \"Mah Nishtanah\"</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>3</span></span></b><span><span>. <strong>It has been so long, that the <i>\"chad</i> <i>gadya\"</i></strong> (the single kid-goat) settles down, marries a lamb and has a little <i>\"chad</i> <i>gadya</i>\" of their own.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>2</span></span></b><span><span>. <strong>Your front porch is covered</strong> with so many spider webs, and Elijah the Prophet needs a machete to enter your house.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><b><span><span>And the number one sign, that your Pesach \"Seder\" has gone on for tooooo long…</span></span></b></span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span><span><span><span><strong>For fear of drowning, it’s the third time</strong> that Uncle Myron’s snoring head has to be pulled up from his matza ball soup.</span></span></span></span></span></p>\n\n\n\n<p><span><span><b><span>\"WHO SAID IT\" --</span></b></span></span><br />\n<span><span><b><span>PASSOVER QUIZ </span></b></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span>Who made the following statements?<br />\nBased on the <i>Chumash</i>, <i>Rashi</i> and <i>Midrashim</i></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span> <em><span>Answers appear at the end</span></em> <span> <em>.</em> </span></span></span></p>\n\n<p><span><span> Ben Herskowitz -- <a href=\"http://www.benherskowitz.com/blank-1\">www.benherskowitz.com/passover-fun</a> </span></span></p>\n\n<ol>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“What wimps, </strong>I didn’t bring my bathing suit either, but I’ll jump in first.”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Joseph? – hmmm</strong>, never heard of him!”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"Whew, good thing</strong> we're able to order that <i>tzur</i> stone from room service!\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"Woah, I wonder</strong> if we're the only ones on our block with no <i>chashmal</i>…\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"I know we were told to pack light</strong>, but I've got a funny feeling that we're gonna need<br />\n\tsome tambourines.\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Union rules</strong>, we don’t work on nothin' smaller than a grain of barley!” </span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“<i>Chalav yisrael</i>?</strong>, I know where to get some.”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Man, for 40 years</strong> I haven’t had one <i>stitch</i> of work!”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"You hear that too? </strong>I could'a sworn I just heard my cake croak!\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"Hey, this here grass</strong> makes for a pretty good paint brush!\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"Look, they didn't even</strong> get wet, I'm sure it's safe.\" </span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“My, what very lovely pajamas</strong>, is that a monogram letter \"P\"?”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span> <strong>\"A <i>tzintzenet</i> jar</strong> way out here? Sure could use a good 2 Shekel store.\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"Think I better do a quick Google search</strong> on this here Egyptian's ancestors, before I do something rash.\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Wow, Yocheved</strong>, this could really reduce our electric bills!”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong> \"Hey, where's Yankel</strong>, Schprintzeh, Mendel? – I can swear I only see about 1/5 of all of us!\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span> <strong>\"So, let me get this straight</strong>, Your middle name is Asher?\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Hey, who used up</strong> all the toilet paper at this here river?”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Yeah, yeah, yeah,</strong> just a minute, there are some more jewels over there!”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span> <strong> \"Huh!, coulda swore</strong> I picked more <i>mahn</i> than that.\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong> “Special combs</strong>, rosemary, <span><span>eucalyptus</span></span></span></span> <span><span>oil – nothing seems to work, but I bet if we were to send our kids to a Jewish <i>gan</i>, they'd still let them in!”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong> \"Hmmm, what a curious incident </strong>of the dogs in the night.\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“So, girls, why not invite</strong> that nice strong, young man over for dinner?”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>\"Ah, so that's the shape</strong> of the moon, thanks!\"</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Swell, first the lights go out</strong>, now I can’t even move!”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Barefoot, huh?”</strong> <i> continued on next page</i></span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span> <strong>“Hey, why are you tying </strong>me to that bedpost?”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n\t<li><span><span><span><span><span><strong>“Follow you where? </strong>Why can’t we just go to Florida like the other Jews?”</span></span></span></span></span></li>\n</ol>\n\n<p><span><span><b>Answers</b>:<br />\n1. 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