10. Citizens United.
09. Once they turn 65, all mothers move back in with their kids.
08. Starbucks only serve regular coffee. In one size only.
07. Twitter limited to thirty chara-
05. Cable channels only show "The Mummy Returns" 24/7.
04. A reeeeeally bad case of tunic chafing.
01. In the future, it'll be the ED pills that are named "Ramses," not the condoms.
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