(to the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”)

There’s no Seder like our Seder,
Like no Seder I know.
Everything about it is halachic
Nothing that the Torah won’t allow.
Listen how we read the whole Haggadah
It’s all in Hebrew ‘Cause we know how.
There’s no Seder like our Seder,
We tell a tale that is swell;
Moses took the people out into the heat
They baked the matzo
While on their feet
Now isn’t that a story
That just can’t be beat?
Let’s go on with the show!

haggadah Section: Introduction
Source: http://www.jewbelong.com/passover/