(By Rabbi Dan Liben, to the tune of "There's No Business Like Show Business")

There's no Seder like our Seder,
There's no Seder I know.

Everything about it is Halachic
Nothing that the Torah won't allow.
Listen how we read the whole Haggadah
We speak some Hebrew
'Cause we know how.

There's no Seder like our Seder,
Come listen to our tale:

Moses took the people out into the heat
They baked the matzah
While on their feet
Isn't that a story
That just can't be beat?
And now it's time to go!

haggadah Section: Songs