There's No Seder Like Our Seder

(Sung to the tune of "There's no Business like Show business")

There's no seder like our seder

There's no seder I know

Everything about it is halachic

Nothing that the Torah won't allow

Listen how we read the whole Haggadah

It's all in Hebrew

'Cause we know how

There's no Seder like our seder

We tell a tale that is swell

Moses took the people out into the heat

They baked the matzah

While on their feet

Now isn't that a story

That just can't be beat?

Let's go on with the show!

haggadah Section: Introduction
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