In the following rap, each seder guest is assigned a number. When the leader calls out their number, they do their assigned plague.
Moses at the Red Sea, like “who’s gonna follow me?”
Pharaoh’s in the tide, we gonna ride, to our destiny,
In back of me, so sad to see, them bodies in the Red Sea
chariots get buried, b-b-buried in the Red Sea
Pharaoh sat and laughed when a staff became a snake,
too long we’ve been your slaves, just let us go and pray,
said "don’t make this mistake,"no pardon his heart was hardened,
so started what we regard as: the days of 10 plagues...
One: blood in the river gonna shiver, gonna freak outlips take a sip now there's blood in your mouth
Two: frogs on your beds in your house on your platedon't matter what's for dinner better like frog legs
Three: gnats buzz buzz watch the dust turn to bugsitch itch hard to think with all the lice in your mugs
Four: beasts roam your streets when you step outsidethere's a tiger on your tail nowhere to hide
Five: death of your livestock, flesh dries upb-b-bodies in your barn Pharaoh when you gonna wise up?
Six: boils on your flesh no less than torturecareful bout the ash in the air it'll scorch ya
Seven: hail rains down beats your brains downlike a message from the heavens better lay our chains down
Eight: locusts from the coast you can hear their wings clickeating crops eating trees til they're used as toothpicks
Nine: darkness, dispatch, 3 days pitch blackremember when this started and you thought it was just witchcraft
Death of the first born how did it come to this ten is what it took so we all would remember it
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