Just a Tad of Haroset

(to the tune of "Just a spoon full of sugar")

Just a tad of haroset helps the bitter herbs
go down,
The bitter herbs go down, the bitter herbs go down.
Just a tad of Charoset helps the bitter herbs
go down,
In the most disguising way.

Take Us out of Egypt

(sung to the tune of Take me out to the ball game")

Take us out of Egpyt
Free us from slavery
Bake us some matzah in a haste
Don't worry 'bout flavor--
Give no thought to taste.
Oh it's rush, rush, rush, to the Red Sea
If we don't cross it's a shame
For it's ten plagues,
Down and you're out
At the Pessah history game.

The Ballad of Mo Amramson

(sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett")

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Mo,

His people they were slaves to the evil Pharoah,

Until one day he was lookin' at a bush,

And he heard the voice of God, though he wasn't a lush---

The LORD, that is,


The Big G.

Next thing you know, Mo's talkin' to Pharoah,

Mo says, "God said you gotta let my people go!"

But the king says, "No, they always will be slaves to me!"

So God sent down ten big plagues on Pharoah's whole country---

Blood 'n frogs, that is, Pestilence, Special effects.

When the first borns died, Pharoah sent the Jews away,

They ran and ate some matzoh on that very happy day,

So now we have our Seder to commemorate that feat---

We drink some wine and talk a lot, we sing and also eat!

Matzoh, that is, Maror too.

And good food. Y'all come back now, y'hear

haggadah Section: Hallel