To the Tune of the "CHEERS" THEME SONG

Making your seder in Florida today takes every penny you've got. 

Taking a tax break from all your school tuitions, sure would help a lot. 

Wouldn't you like to get away? 

Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your last name, 

and they're always related in some way. 

You wanna be where you can see, that other people paid the same (for hotel) 

You wanna be where everybody knows where you're stayin. (Fountain Bleau)

You wanna go where people are showy, Brooklyn in Florida is all the same, 

You wanna go where everybody flies business class on the plane.

You want to go where people know, the boardwalk is packed Chol Hamoed 

You want to go where everybody knows your brother's sister's husband's cousin's butcher's wife's rabbi's brother's name.

haggadah Section: Songs