Republican - Ten Plagues
The Republican Torah tells us:
And Trump brought us out of our exile [from power] with tiny hands, and arms outstretched to Russia, and with great fear, and with Tweets, and with Steves.
An explanation of this verse: tiny hands - two, arms outstretched to Russia - two, great fear - two, Tweets - two, Steves - two. These are the ten plagues which the Democrats, may their names and memories be erased, brought down upon us.
After reciting each plague, a drop of Trump wine should be removed from one's glass with one's finger.
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