Republican - Hallel

Haggadah Section: Hallel

Traditional Jews recite the most joyous chapters of Psalms in honor of Yom Tov. Republican Jews, however, find it more meaningful to recite specific verses of Lamentations (Eicha), instead.

It begins with a poignant reference to the terrible state in which Obama and the Democrat party have left America.

Alas, lonely sits the "inner city" once full of people. She that was great among nations has become weak. The greatest nation never wins anymore. (Republican Eicha 1:1)

Further on, it recalls Megyn Kelly.

Her uncleanness is coming out of here wherever. She gave no thought to her future; She has sunk appallingly, With none to comfort her.— See, O LORD, my misery; How the Donald jeers! (Republican Eicha 1:9)

and the Democrat party's love affair with illegal immigrants.

The foe has laid hands On everything dear to her. She has seen her Sanctuary cities Invaded by illegal immigrants Which have denied admission to ICE.

but after all this death and destruction, ends on a happy note:

חַדֵּשׁ יָמֵינוּ כְּקֶֽדֶם (Make America Great Again!)

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