Republican - Four Questions
The child with the largest trust fund asks the Four Questions:
Why is this night different from all other nights?
On all other nights we eat food picked and processed by illegal immigrants that take jobs away from real Americans. Why on this night is our matzah watched in the field by old Russian ladies?
On all other nights we eat all sorts of vegetables except arugula; after all, we're not elitist organic-loving hippies. Why on this night do we eat only bitter herbs (maror).
On all other nights we only dip once. Why do the Democrats want us to dip into the funds of hard-working coal miners and single moms in Detroit to fund PBS?
On all other nights we eat in whatever position we like, sitting up or leaning. Why on this night do we lean even farther to the right than usual?
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