Blessed are you, Hashem our God, Ruler of the Universe, who nourishes the entire world, with grace, kindness and mercy. He gives nourishment to all flesh, so we can feel good about steep cuts in food stamps, because Paul Ryan's presidential aspirations are eternal. And through his goodness, nourishment has never been lacking us, and will never be lacking us, unless we are senior citizens dependent on Meals on Wheels. For the sake of His name, because He is the God who cuts nourishment for all, and benefits for all, and prepares sumptuous dinners at Mar-A-Lago. Blessed are you, Hashem, who nourishes all who deserve to eat.

haggadah Section: Bareich