{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "plague-song-old-man", "title": "The Plague Song (\"This Old Man” )", "author": "Nina Price", "author_handle": "ninaprice319", "author_initials": "NP", "covertext": "The Plague Song (\"This Old Man” ) by Craig Then God sent,Plague number one,Turned the Nile into blood. All the people in...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>The Plague Song (\"This Old Man” )</p><p> </p><p>by Craig</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number one,</p><p>Turned the Nile into blood.</p><p> </p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number two,</p><p>Jumping frogs all over you.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number three,</p><p>Swarms of gnats from head to knee.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number four,</p><p>Filthy flies need we say more?</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number five,</p><p>All the livestock up and died.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number six,</p><p>Boils and sores to make you sick</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low.</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number seven,</p><p>Hail and lighting down from heaven.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number eight,</p><p>Locust came and they sure ate.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number nine,</p><p>Total darkness all the time.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>They told Pharaoh \"Let them Go!\"</p><p> </p><p>Then God sent,</p><p>Plague number ten,</p><p>Pharaoh's son died so he gave in.</p><p>All the people in Egypt were feeling pretty low</p><p>Finally Pharaoh let them go.</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "http://www.jr.co.il/humor/pass40.txt", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "-- Ten Plagues", "slug": "ten-plagues" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 316, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "The Plague Song (\"This Old Man” ) | Passover haggadah by Nina Price", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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