Passover is Coming!! Adam Sandler Passover

Haggadah Section: Songs

This is a song for all those kids who can't eat  leavened things during Passover.

Jerry from Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, too Celebrate Passover, just like me and you...

At the cliffs of Dover, We'll celebrate Passover

We'll sing "Crimson and Clover" and celebrate Passover

Guess who gets together for first and second Seder

Dr. Mike, the Medicine Woman and Ruth Ginsberg (Bader)

Most of us eat chicken soup, with a matzoh ball

Even some old movie stars, like Lauren Bacall...

Jeff Goldblum thinks of slaves' strife,

So do Neil Diamond, Kerri Strug, and Woody Allen's new wife.

Mayim Bialik eats lots of maror,

So does Madeline Albright, but not Tipper Gore.

So many people dipping parsely in salt water,

I think including someone from "Welcome Back Kotter"!

So get out your Charoses, it's time to talk about Moses,

And open the door for Elijah, He really might surprise ya.

Not a Jew is un-a-bomber Ted Kaczynski...

But guess who is - White House intern Monica Lewinsky!

Tell old Pharaoh to let my people go,

So I can have Seder with David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

And guess who asks the four questions, timidly and shyly,

We know him as Carter from ER, but his real name's Noah Wyle!

For eight long days, we cannot eat bread or rice, But guess who can? 

The boys from Hanson and Ginger Spice!

The girl who plays Colleen on Dr. Quinn is named Jessica Bowman,

I bet if she were Jewish she would find the Afikomen!

Tell Big Bird and Grover It's time for Passover

Get in your Land Rover, and come celebrate Passover.

Source:  
Foundation For Family Education, Inc.

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