{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "page-33", "title": "Page 33", "author": "Lora Silverman", "author_handle": "ls128880", "author_initials": "LS", "covertext": "Together with our fellow Jews everywhere, we celebrate tonight the eternal story of the Jewish people, forever linked wi...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>Together with our fellow Jews everywhere, we celebrate tonight the eternal story of the Jewish people, forever linked with man's divine passion for justice and human liberty.</p>\n\n<p>In this, our great yearly feast of liberation, we give thanks for the preservation of our spirit through every brutality, through both defeat and victory. We give thanks for the event that became the great symbol of liberation, the Exodus from Egypt. We give thanks for the inspiration that taught us to live by law. We give thanks for the first laws proclaiming the dignity of humankind: the Ten Commandments. 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