Katy Perry- California Girls | Make Your Own Passover Haggadah

I know a place,

Where the karpas is really greener,

Wheat,spelt orrye,

Becomes leavened with water!

Sipping Kedem grape juice,

Leaning on my seder pillows!

The sons - wise, bad n’ mute,

try'na snag the afikomen!

You could travel the world,

But nothin' comes close,

To that final fourth Kose!

Once you seder with u-us, you'll be eating gebructs!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Kadish Urchatz - we're unforgettable,

Karpas, Yachatz – Passover Shnapps!

Bitter Herbs,

So hot - it’ll melt your popsicle!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

4 questions, we're undeniable,

Fine, fresh, fierce,

Horseraddish shell shock!

Passover represent, now put your Hagadah up!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

haggadah Section: Songs

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Introduction

Questions

by Haggadot

The whole point of the seder is to ask questions. This is your time to ask about things that confuse you, things you don’t understand, or even things you don’t agree with. There really is no is no such thing as a stupid question, especially tonight. - Joy Levitt (age 16) Questions are not only welcome during the course of the evening but are vital to tonight’s journey. Our obligation at this seder involves traveling from slavery to freedom, prodding ourselves...

Kadesh

Wine

by Alexis Madrigal

It’s been a crazy week. The world with all its worries and bothers is still clamoring for your attention. The first step is to forget all that. Leave it behind. Enter into a timeless space, where you, your great-grandparents and Moses all coincide. The beginning of all journeys is separation. You’ve got to leave somewhere to go somewhere else. It is also the first step towards freedom: You ignore the voice of Pharaoh inside that mocks you, saying, “Who are you...

-- Four Children

Emoji Four children

by Hannah Dow

Introduction

Heschel on Radical Amazement

by Haggadot

-- Cup #2 & Dayenu

Dayeinu: an immersive Experience

by Leor and Deborah

By Rabbi & Dina Brewer Dayeinu is a highly counter-intuitive hymn. Among its fourteen stanzas it proclaims that: Had God taken our ancestors out of Egypt, but not rescued them at the Red Sea, it would have been sufficient. And had God rescued them at the Red Sea, but not nourished them in the dessert, it would have been sufficient. And had God brought them to Sinai, but not given them the Torah, it would have been sufficient. These statements make...

Maggid - Beginning

Is this "rich man's bread"?

by Leora Falk

Should we worry about what the price of our food means for the people around us? Does raising the cost of staples by making them into something rarefied and unique add variety to our lives or does it separate us from people who eat to sustain themselves? The Dinner Party Download: The Value of Four-Dollar Toast February 14, 2014 Brendan Francis Newnam:When did the San Francisco toast trend begin? John Birdsall:Really about a year ago, when a place called The Mill...

-- Ten Plagues

Ten Plagues

by Kalsman Institute

The traditional haggadah speaks of Ten Plagues by which God accomplished our liberation from Egypt. Tonight, we enumerate plagues of psychiatric conditions, which hinder our sense of wholeness, health, and freedom. For each one, our cup of joy is diminished by one drop: ANXIETY EATING DISORDERS IMPULSIVITY MEDICATIONS STIGMA DEPRESSION FEAR OF DISAPPROVAL LOSS MOOD SWINGS YEARS OF THERAPY And some say: LOW SELF-ESTEEM OBSESSIVE-COMPULSION PARANOIA GRANDIOSITY DISASSOCIATION ISOLATION MELANCHOLY HOPEFULNESS PSYCHOSIS SUICIDAL IDEATION

Karpas

by Danielle & Misha Slutsky

Passover combines the celebration of an event from Jewish memory with a recognition of the cycles of nature. As we remember the liberation from Egypt, we also recognize the stirrings of spring and rebirth happening in the world around us. The symbols on our table bring together elements of both kinds of celebration. We now take a vegetable, in this case parsely, to represent our joy at the dawning of spring after our long, cold winter. Whatever symbol of spring and...

-- Exodus Story

Moses See the Hebrews

by Nina Paley

-- Cup #2 & Dayenu

Dayenu (a Passover Song): A Jewish Kids' Sing Along

by BimBam

Yachatz

La particion de la matza

by Mati Rapoport

Ahora es el momento de partir la matza, una parte se guarda para la braja y otra se guarda para el afikoman. El afikoman es un invento, para que los chicos no se aburran, el mayor esconde el afikoman y despues el que lo encuentra tiene premio.

Shulchan Oreich

Moitzee, Leaning, Korech - Jordan Picker

by Limmud 15'

As we sit here as free men and women, it is so easy for us to forget the hardships that our ancestors had to overcome for our freedom. The exodus from servile Egypt to liberated Israel is viewed as the most pivotal event in Jewish history. So why do we lean on Pesach? It was the custom of ancient royalty to recline on the left for two reasons: a) Food is normally held in the right hand. Leaning toward the left...

Kadesh

The First Cup - Welcome The Festival

by JQ International

We sanctify the name of God and proclaim the holiness of this festival of Passover. With a blessing over wine, we lift our wine, our symbol of joy; let us welcome the festival of Passover. In unison, we say… Our God and God of our ancestors, we thank You for enabling us to gather in friendship, to observe the Festival of Freedom. Just as for many centuries the Passover Seder has brought together families and friends to retell the events that...

Maggid - Beginning

MLK Quote

by Shalom Center

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Commentary / Readings

Top Ten Incredibly Cheesy Seder Superheroes

by isaac galena

10. PassoverKnight - He's always different than all other knight 9. MatzaMatzaMan - Within 18 minutes this superhero can flatten himself and escape anything, even your incredibly intrusive distant relative 8. KarpasGirl - She can make any vegetable suddenly taste like the greatest food on earth (primarily because you're starving.) 7. Sherlock Home: He can immediately detect whether or not a home is pessadic enough to accept a lunch invite 6. Man-ishtana - He's just like The Riddler, only in Hebrew...

-- Four Questions

Ma Nishtana

by isaac galena

Q. The entire night is all about questions - From The 4 questions to WHO KNOWS 1? Why all the ????? The Dubna Magid explains that when someone asks a questions about something it shows their true interest in knowing about it. They always tell you at the end of a job interview to have a question prepared...because it shows your true interest in the job. Questions express your interest in this whole Judaism thing. Let this be a night of...

Yachatz

by isaac galena

Why do we break the Matzah? • It’s the way of the poor man to store something for later – who knows where his next meal will come from? • Pieces of broken crackers – can it get any more “Poor man’s Bread?” • Rabbi Shlomo Riskin mentions one of the reasons the matza is broken is because we are celebrating only partial salvation- until our full redemption to Jerusalem we will never have complete Matzah • Rabbi Meir Goldvicht mentions...