Katy Perry- California Girls

I know a place,

Where the karpas is really greener,

Wheat,spelt orrye,

Becomes leavened with water!

Sipping Kedem grape juice,

Leaning on my seder pillows!

The sons - wise, bad n’ mute,

try'na snag the afikomen!

You could travel the world,

But nothin' comes close,

To that final fourth Kose!

Once you seder with u-us, you'll be eating gebructs!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Kadish Urchatz - we're unforgettable,

Karpas, Yachatz – Passover Shnapps!

Bitter Herbs,

So hot - it’ll melt your popsicle!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

4 questions, we're undeniable,

Fine, fresh, fierce,

Horseraddish shell shock!

Passover represent, now put your Hagadah up!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

haggadah Section: Songs

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Featured clips

-- Cup #2 & Dayenu

Step-By-Step Seder: Step 10, Koreich

by PJ Library

Rachtzah

Garlic on the Seder Plate

by Dori Midnight

GARLIC ON THE SEDER PLATE Dori Midnight I began placing garlic on our seder plate a few years ago, as it has been central to my work of reconnecting to and re-enlivening Jewish folk healing traditions and a lifelong love. After the birth of Nishmat Shoom (the queer, radical, non-zionist minyan project I am part of, whose name, inspired by this work, means Breath or Soul of Garlic), many of the Garlic Eaters in our community began adopting this practice and...

Bareich

Cup of Redemption

by Be'chol Lashon

CUP OF REDEMPTION At a traditional seder we fill a cup of wine for the prophet Elijah who is a symbol of redemption. At this seder we are raising a cup of water as a symbol of the redemption that women have brought through the generations. All: Water is the symbol of life. Reader: The biblical prophet Miriam saved her brother from the waters of the Nile, she led the song of victory aber the waters of the red sea parted...

Motzi-Matzah

DIY Seder - Motzi (Blessing Over the Matzah, with Rabbi Mira Rivera/Romemu)

by Jewish Emergent Network

Yachatz

The Matzah of Peace

by Jeremy Borovitz

THE MATZAH OF HOPE and PEACE Neal Borovitz Avadim Hayinu: Not only were we slaves to the Pharaoh of Egypt, we have also been enslaved and persecuted by other Pharaohs. Among these Pharaohs of every age were the Kings of Babylonia, the Emperors of Greece and Rome, the Churchmen and Nobles of Medieval Spain, Hitler and his Nazi followers, the Pharaohs of Moscow, and the dictators, potentates and terrorists of the contemporary Arab world. The Babylonian exile was followed by a...

Maggid - Beginning

Healthy Debate: How This Night Can Be Different

by Moving Traditions

Tzafun

Afikomen Prize

by Haggadot

Commentary / Readings

Welcoming All: An Inclusive Passover Reading

by Be'chol Lashon

At Passover, we receive a personal directive to create an inclusive and welcoming community. Even when we intend to be welcoming, many in our community still feel like strangers. The things that divide us — race, ethnicity, gender, class, religion, among others — also have the power to unite us. During the Seder, we are each meant to remember that we ourselves were once strangers in a strange land. If the Jewish community is to be a home for all, we...

-- Four Children

The Four Children Approach the Future

by Ariel Kates

So, first of all, the four children appear in the Jerusalem Talmud, where Rabbi Hyyia, a student of Rabbi Judah the Prince, is quoted as bringing this parable. Hyyia’s text varies quite a bit from the text we know today: for one, the simple child is not "simple" but stupid. But it is Rabbis at the time of the collection of the Mishnah and Talmud who are creating this rubric. And so we proceed: The "Wise" Child asks about the rules...

Commentary / Readings

Navigating Jewish and American Slavery Narratives

by Be'chol Lashon

Nirtzah

by HIAS

-- Ten Plagues

Skit - Pharaoh and Moses Go To A Conflict Counselor

by Dave Cowen

Bareich

Ruth's Cup: A New Passover Ritual Celebrating Jewish Diversity

by Be'chol Lashon

Maggid - Beginning

The Red Haggadah

by Haggadot

Maggid - Beginning

Ha Lachma Anya Tradition

by Melissa Simon

A blessing on your head...Mazel tov! Mazel tov! Our spin on the Moroccan Jewish tradition is to pass the remaining pieces of matzah around for everyone to both make and receive a blessing. Hold the matzah up over the person's head to your left and whisper a private blessing or wish for them. We will continue with our Seder while you each partake in this private moment. Wishes and blessings around themes of freedom are especially appropriate tonight but feel free...

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Songs

by Bangitout.com

I know a place, Where the karpas is really greener, Wheat,spelt orrye, Becomes leavened with water! Sipping Kedem grape juice, Leaning on my seder pillows! The sons - wise, bad n’ mute, try'na snag the afikomen! You could travel the world, But nothin' comes close, To that final fourth Kose! Once you seder with u-us, you'll be eating gebructs! Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh! Kadish Urchatz - we're unforgettable, Karpas, Yachatz – Passover Shnapps! Bitter Herbs, So hot - it’ll melt your...

Songs

Seder Family

by Bangitout.com

To the “Addams Family" Theme song They're creepy and they're snoopy, Neurotic and kooky, all craving mazoball soupy, Your Seder Family. Their house is clean from chometz Your uncle seems to have turrets a non stop night to Kvetch Your Seder Family. So open up your hagadah a pillow for grandmotha We can’t stand and love eachotha Your Seder Family!

Songs

Seder Cheers

by Bangitout.com

To the Tune of the "CHEERS" THEME SONG Making your seder in Florida today takes every penny you've got. Taking a tax break from all your school tuitions, sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your last name, and they're always related in some way. You wanna be where you can see, that other people paid the same (for hotel) You wanna be where everybody knows where you're stayin....