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To the tune of “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift: I stay up too late Got 4 cups on my brain That’s what people say, nuu-nuuu That’s what people say, nuu-nuuu I go on too many rants But I can’t make any sense At least that’s what people say, nuu nuuu That’s what people say, nuu nuuu But I keep leaning Can’t stop, won’t stop eating It’s like I got this freedom In my mind Singing, “Dayenu all night.” ‘Cause the...

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to the tune of “Hey Jude” Hey, Jews, don’t be afraid. You were made to Escape Mitzrayim. In Sinai, the Lord will help you to live And He will give you all some mayim. Hey, Jews, it’s time to start. God will part all The Red Sea waters. Remember, pack matzah and be real brave. God’s gonna save your sons and daughters. The Lord will free you from your pain, The whip, the chain. Have faith, and you’ll all be happy...

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(By Rabbi Dan Liben, to the tune of "There's No Business Like Show Business") There's no Seder like our Seder, There's no Seder I know. Everything about it is Halachic Nothing that the Torah won't allow. Listen how we read the whole Haggadah We speak some Hebrew 'Cause we know how. There's no Seder like our Seder, Come listen to our tale: Moses took the people out into the heat They baked the matzah While on their feet Isn't that a...

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At this point in the Seder, traditional Jews would open the door and literally shout angry words at their enemies: " Sh'foch ha-Matcha... May God pour out His wrath on them!" It was directed toward those who had persecuted them and had accused the Jewish community of a blood libel -- of making matzoh with the blood of Christian children. Opening the door at this juncture gave the Jewish family the excuse to open the door to show that there was...