{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "four-kids-poem", "title": "four kids poem", "author": "heifets michael", "author_handle": "mheifets", "author_initials": "HM", "covertext": "The Four Children   To  our seder last year came a strange-looking yidAnd brought with him four little kids \"Four...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p><strong><span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Four%20Sons\"><span><span><span>The Four Children</span></span></span></a><span>   </span></span></strong></p><p><span>To<span>  </span>our </span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Seder\"> <em><span><span>seder</span></span></em> </a><span> last year came a strange-looking yid</span></p><p><span>And brought with him four little kids</span></p><table><tbody><tr><td> </td></tr><tr><td><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><span>\"Four Children\" (c) by Bonnie Gordon Lucas</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p><span> </span></p><p> <em><span>Smarty</span></em> <span>,<span>     </span> <em>Nasty</em> , <em>Simple</em>, and <em>Sam</em> . </span></p><table><tbody><tr><td> </td></tr><tr><td><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><span>\"Smarty\" (c) by Bonnie Gordon Lucas</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p><span>Now <em>Smarty</em> was smart--</span></p><p><span>yes, so clever and wise,</span></p><p><span>he could do the whole </span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Seder\"> <em><span><span>seder</span></span></em> </a></p><p><span>while closing his eyes.</span></p><p><span>From beginning to end,</span></p><p><span>from the end to the start,</span></p><p><span>he recited it </span></p><p><span>over and over by heart.</span></p><p><span>In Hebrew and Hindu,</span></p><p><span>in Snufic and Roman,</span></p><p><span>from the first </span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Ha%20Lachma\"> <em><span><span>Ha Lachma</span></span></em> </a></p><p><span>to the last </span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Afikoman\"> <em><span><span>Afikoman</span></span></em> </a><span>.</span></p><p><span> </span></p><table><tbody><tr><td> </td></tr><tr><td><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><span>\"Nasty\" (c) by Bonnie Gordon Lucas</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p><span>But <em>Nasty</em> refused</span></p><p><span>to take part in the </span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Seder\"> <em><span><span>seder</span></span></em> </a><span>.</span></p><p><span>He just sat there and smiled</span></p><p><span>with his pet alligator</span></p><p><span>as he pulled people's hair</span></p><p><span>and he poked people's eyes</span></p><p><span>and sprinkled their </span><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Matzah\"><span><span>matzah</span></span></a></p><p><span>with beetles and flies.</span></p><p><span>What he needs is a thwack</span></p><p><span>on the back of the hands,</span></p><p><span>or a slap in the face</span></p><p><span>or a kick in the pants.</span></p><p><span> </span></p><table><tbody><tr><td> </td></tr><tr><td><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><span>\"Simple\" (c) by Bonnie Gordon Lucas</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p><span>Away in the corner</span></p><p><span>sits sweet sister <em>Simple</em>. </span></p><p><span>Whenever she smiles</span></p><p><span>her face breaks out in dimples.</span></p><p><span>She only asks </span></p><p><span>about simple facts</span></p><p><span>like \"What's a</span></p><p><a href=\"http://people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Uncle_Eli/Eli_Gloss.html#Matzah\"><span><span>matzah</span></span></a><span>?\"</span></p><p><span>and \"Tell me how tall is a Gloogasaurus Zax?\"</span></p><p><span> </span></p><table><tbody><tr><td> </td></tr><tr><td><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><span>\"Sam\" (c) by Bonnie Gordon Lucas</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p><span>And <em>Sam</em> doesn't even</span></p><p><span>know what to say.</span></p><p><span>He just sits in his box</span></p><p><span>till the end of the day,</span></p><p><span>till his Dad packs him up</span></p><p><span>and takes him away</span></p><p><span> </span></p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "Eli's gift hagddah", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "-- Four Children", "slug": "four-children" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 243, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "four kids poem | Passover haggadah by heifets michael", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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