{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "egyptian-rhapsody", "title": "Egyptian Rhapsody", "author": "Eric Stone", "author_handle": "peregrine2000", "author_initials": "ES", "covertext": "EGYPTIAN RHAPSODY(to the tune of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”) Is this my real life?Is this a fallacy?Son of the pharaohB...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p><strong><span>EGYPTIAN RHAPSODY</span></strong></p><p><span>(to the tune of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”)</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Is this my real life?</span></p><p><span>Is this a fallacy?</span></p><p><span>Son of the pharaoh</span></p><p><span>But that’s not reality</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Open your ears</span></p><p><span>And listen to my story</span></p><p><span>I’m just a Hebrew,</span></p><p><span>My people in slavery</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>‘cause it’s brick by brick</span></p><p><span>Toil and slave</span></p><p><span>Jewish people</span></p><p><span>I must save</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Anyway the Nile flows,</span></p><p><span>Doesn’t really matter to me</span></p><p><span>To me…</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Mama, just killed a man.</span></p><p><span>An Egyptian in the sand,</span></p><p><span>Struck him down with my own hands</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Mama, what have I just done?</span></p><p><span>Oh now I’ll have to go and run away!</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Mama! ooooooooo</span></p><p><span>A shepherd I’ve become</span></p><p><span>Hey, what’s that bush ahead that’s caught on fire?</span></p><p><span>Is it G-d? Is it G-d?</span></p><p><span>Hello, my name is Moses</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>“MOSES</span></p><p><span>YOU’RE TIME HAS COME</span></p><p><span>YOU’LL BE MY RIGHT HAND MAN</span></p><p><span>TAKE THE JEWS FROM EGYPT LAND”</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Okay, my old buddy,</span></p><p><span>It’s you and me!<br /> Gotta free our people from this tyranny!</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Aaron! oooooooo</span></p><p><span>My brother by my side</span></p><p><span>Together we will lead our people homeward</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>(EPIC guitar solo of the Lord)</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>I see a pharaoh with a heart made out of a stone</span></p><p><span>OH THE JEWS, OH THE JEWS</span></p><p><span>Pharaoh will you let them-go?</span></p><p><span>THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING</span></p><p><span>PLAGUES THEY ARE ALL FRIGHTENING ME!</span></p><p><span>Blood and frogs</span></p><p><span>Lice and beasts</span></p><p><span>Sickly cattle,</span></p><p><span>Boils and cysts</span></p><p><span>Locusts, darkness in the land</span></p><p><span>and the firstborn….</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>I’m just a Pharaoh everybody loves me-</span></p><p><span>He’s just a Hebrew saving his family!</span></p><p><span>Sparing their lives from your monstrosity.</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Please desist.</span></p><p><span>G-d is pissed.</span></p><p><span>Will you let them go?</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>MESHUGGAH NO! I will not let them go</span></p><p><span>(Let them go!) MESHUGGAH! I will not let them go.</span></p><p><span>(Let them go!) MESHUGGAH! I will not let them go.</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Let them go / will not let them go! X3</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>GO NO GO NO GO NO GO –</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>OH MATZAH PIZZA MATZAH PIZZA!</span></p><p><span>MATZAH PIZZA LET THEM GO!</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>OUR G-D ABOVE </span></p><p><span>WILL DELIVER US FROM HERE YOU’LL SEE</span></p><p><span>YOU’LL SEE</span></p><p><span>YOU’LL SEE!</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>(GUITAR SHREDDING)</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>SO YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAGUE ME </span></p><p><span>FROM LAND AND FROM SKY??</span></p><p><span>SO YOU’VE TAKEN MY CHILD, MY FIRST BORN TO DIE!<br /> <br /> </span></p><p><span>OHHHHH MOSES!<br /> CAN’T DO THIS TO ME MOSES!!<br /> <br /> JUST GO AND GET OUT<br /> JUST TAKE YOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>(EPIC, face-melting, pharaoh guitar-shredding solo)</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Come with me, my people,</span></p><p><span>G-d will part the sea</span></p><p><span>Follow me, me people,</span></p><p><span>Sing with me O Israel</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>We are free.</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Anyway the Nile flows….</span></p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "Josh Holtzberg", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "-- Exodus Story", "slug": "exodus-story" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 246, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Egyptian Rhapsody | Passover haggadah by Eric Stone", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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(to the tune of \"Do you hear the people Sing\" from Les Miserables)Do you hear the doorbell ring,And it's a...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Les Miselijah
(to the tune of \"Do you hear the people Sing\" from Les Miserables)</span></strong><strong></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Do you hear the doorbell ring,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>And it's a little after ten?</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>It can only be Elijah</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Come to take a sip again.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>He is feeling pretty fine</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>But in his head a screw is loose.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>So perhaps instead of wine</span></strong></p><p><strong><span>We should only give him juice.</span></strong><strong></strong></p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "http://holidays.juda.com/passover-songs.shtml", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Hallel", "slug": "hallel" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 206, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Les MIselijah | Passover haggadah by Eric Stone", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/les-miselijah-1", "og:title": "Les MIselijah | Passover haggadah by Eric Stone", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "just-tad-choroset", "title": "Just a tad of CHoroset", "author": "Eric Stone", "author_handle": "peregrine2000", "author_initials": "ES", "covertext": "Just a Tad of Haroset
(to the tune of \"Just a spoon full of sugar\") Chorus:Just a tad of haroset helps the bitter herbsg...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Just a Tad of Haroset
(to the tune of \"Just a spoon full of sugar\")</span></strong><strong></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Chorus:</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Just a tad of haroset helps the bitter herbs</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>go down,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>The bitter herbs go down, the bitter herbs go down.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Just a tad of Charoset helps the bitter herbs</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>go down,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>In the most disguising way.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Oh, back in Egypt long ago,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>The Jews were slaves under Pharaoh</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>They sweat and toiled and labored</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>through the day.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>So when we gather Pesach night,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>We do what we think right.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Maror, we chew,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>To feel what they went through.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Chorus</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>So after years of slavery</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>They saw no chance of being free.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Their suffering was the only life they knew.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>But baby Moses grew up tall,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>And said he'd save them all.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>He did, and yet,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>We swear we won't forget.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>That......</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Chorus</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>While the Maror is being passed,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>We all refill our water glass,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Preparing for the taste that turns us red.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>Although Maror seems full of minuses,</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>It sure does clear our sinuses.</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>But what's to do?</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span>It's hard to be a Jew!!!</span></strong></p><p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><span> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span>Chorus</span></strong></p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "http://holidays.juda.com/passover-songs.shtml", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Yachatz", "slug": "yachatz" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 210, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Just a tad of CHoroset | Passover haggadah by Eric Stone", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. 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