Cleanup Time

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Prompt: The passover seder just ended. You're a Jewish mom guilting your kids into staying to help clean up, but also tying in the common themes of getting married and producing grandkids. Go.

Chat GPT: 

Alright, alright, everyone, the seder is over, but the night is not yet done! It's time to clean up and put everything away. I know you're all tired, but think of it this way: if you don't help me clean up, you're basically telling me that you don't care about your dear old mother.

And while we're on the subject of caring, have any of you thought about getting married and giving me some grandchildren? I mean, who's going to be here to clean up after me when I'm old and gray? You can't expect me to do it all myself, can you?

I'm just saying, it wouldn't kill you to take some responsibility and show me that you care about your family. Think about how proud your Bubbe would be if she saw you cleaning up after the seder like good Jewish children. And if you happen to meet someone nice at the seder tonight, all the better!

So let's get to work, and maybe, just maybe, by this time next year, we'll have some more little ones running around the seder table. And who knows, maybe they'll even help us clean up!

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  • What Is a Passover Seder?
  • What is a Seder?
  • A Poetic Introduction
  • Handwashing Haiku
    • Kadesh
  • Shakespearean Kadesh
  • Shakespearean Kadesh
    • Urchatz
  • Describe Washing Your Hands to Someone Who's Never Seen Water
    • Karpas
  • The Karpas Song
    • Yachatz
  • The Yachatz Lesson
    • Maggid - Beginning
  • Cubist Family Portrait
  • Cubist Family Portrait
    • -- Four Questions
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    • -- Four Children
  • The AI Four Children
  • Chat GPT - 4 Children with Dad Jokes
    • -- Exodus Story
  • The AI Passover Story
  • ChatGPT - The Exodus Story as Driving Directions from My Jewish Father-in-law
    • -- Ten Plagues
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    • -- Cup #2 & Dayenu
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    • Motzi-Matzah
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  • Stained Glass Matzah
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  • The Hunt for the Afikomen
    • Bareich
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