1. Let’s make this night really different from all other nights.
2. What will you do to me for two zuzim?
3. What’s a girl like you doing at a Seder like this?
4. I’m going to have to search you for chametz.
5. Nice Haggadah. Want to fuck?
6. I bet I could make you sing Dayenu!
7. Did that just say we were in bondage?
8. I could never Pass you Over…
9. Hey pretty lady, why don’t you and me make our own Exodus on over to my place?
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