1. Let’s make this night really different from all other nights.

2. What will you do to me for two zuzim?

3. What’s a girl like you doing at a Seder like this?

4. I’m going to have to search you for chametz.

5. Nice Haggadah. Want to fuck? 

6. I bet I could make you sing Dayenu!

7. Did that just say we were in bondage?

8. I could never Pass you Over…

9. Hey pretty lady, why don’t you and me make our own Exodus on over to my place?

haggadah Section: -- Four Questions