{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "alternative-who-knows-one", "title": "An Alternative to \"Who Knows One\"", "author": "Crystal Feder", "author_handle": "crystalsalazar148644", "author_initials": "CF", "covertext": "An Alternate Version of Who Knows One Source: For This We Left Egypt? Who knows one? I know one. One is our God who is h...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p><strong>An Alternate Version of Who Knows One</strong></p>\n\n<p>Source: <em>For This We Left Egypt?</em></p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who knows one?</p>\n\n<p>I know one. 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Here we are, gathered to celebrate the oldest continuously practiced ritual in the Western world, to retell what is arguably the best known of all stories, to take part in the most widely practiced Jewish holiday. Here we are as last year, and as we hope to be next year. Here we are, as night descends in succession over all of the Jews of the world, with a book in front of us.</p>\n\n<p>Jews have a special relationship with books. In the absence of a stable homeland, Jews have made their home in books, and the Haggadah has been translated more widely, and reprinted more often, than any other Jewish book. It is not a work of history or philosophy, not a prayer book, user’s manual, timeline, poem, or palimpsest – and yet it is all of these things. The Torah is the foundational text for Jewish law, but the Haggadah is our book of living memory. We are not merely telling a story here. We are being called to a radical act of empathy. 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In Jewish tradition, lighting candles and saying a blessing over them marks a time of transition, from the day that is ending to the one that is beginning, from ordinary time to sacred time. 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The steps represent the <em>Shir Ha'ma’alos</em> in Psalms - the fifteen songs of ascent. Our Seder follows a fifteen-step ascent.</p>\n\n<p><strong>The SEDER of the SEDER</strong></p>\n\n<p><strong>Kadesh</strong> - We say the Kiddush - the first cup of wine</p>\n\n<p><strong>Ur'chatz</strong> - We wash our hands</p>\n\n<p><strong>Karpas </strong>- We dip a vegetable in salt water, and say a blessing</p>\n\n<p><strong>Yachatz </strong>- We break the middle matzah, and hide the larger half, the Afikomen</p>\n\n<p><strong>Maggid </strong>- We tell the story of Passover, including the four questions, and the second cup of wine</p>\n\n<p><strong>Rachtzah </strong>- We wash our hands with a blessing</p>\n\n<p><strong>Motzi - </strong>We say the blessing for bread</p>\n\n<p><strong>Matzah </strong>- We say the blessing for matzah</p>\n\n<p><strong>Maror </strong>- We dip bitter herbs in charoset, and say a blessing</p>\n\n<p><strong>Korech </strong>- We eat a sandwich of matzah and bitter herbs</p>\n\n<p><strong>Shulchan Orech</strong> - We eat the festive meal</p>\n\n<p><strong>Tzafoon </strong>- We eat the Afikomen</p>\n\n<p><strong>Barech </strong>- We say the blessings after the meal, say the blessing over the third cup of wine. 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The Passover seder is conducted in an orderly fashion, with each ritual performed at a certain time, in a certain way, according to thousands of years of tradition This is surprising, as the Jewish people do not have a history of being particularly well organized. Look around the table. Soon things will be spilled. You might be sitting with people you do not know very well or do not like very much, so your own emotional state is somewhat disordered. Nobody likes everything served at the Passover dinner, so there will be chaos within people’s plates, and the room is likely to be either too hot or too cold for someone, creating a chaos of discomfort. Perhaps there is someone who has not yet been seated, even as the seder is beginning, because they are “checking the food,” a phrase which here means sneaking a few bites when they’re supposed to be participating in the ceremony.</p>\n\n<p>This is as it should be. 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So God brought ten plagues upon Egypt, and each time, the Pharaoh got scared and promised to free the Israelites. But, he did not, because in addition to being a schmuck, he had the IQ of a glazed doughnut. It was only after the tenth and scariest plague that it finally dawned on his tiny Pharaoh brain that unless he wanted God to turn the entire Egyptian population into sea urchins or something, he’d better let the Israelites go.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>We fill our cups with a meh wine that we do not mind spilling to remember how happy we were when this happened. But, we are not totally happy, because we are Jewish, and thus we can never be truly happy except when the Knicks win the title. 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Shortly after letting the Israelites leave Egypt, the Pha...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p><strong>Meanwhile, Back at the Red Sea</strong></p>\n\n<p>Source: <em>For This We Left Egypt?</em></p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shortly after letting the Israelites leave Egypt, the Pharaoh realized he had made a terrible mistake. Sure, killer angels had just slaughtered a large percentage of his people’s children, and the streets were a disgusting stew of blood, frogs, and locusts, and it was hailing and dark, and everyone had lice and boils. But on the other hand, the Pharaoh had just lost his free labor force, to say nothing of what the Israelites’ departure was going to do to the Egyptian entertainment industry. Also, the Pharaoh was a huge fan of gefilte fish, which his Egyptian chefs couldn’t seem to get right no matter hard he had them flogged.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>So Pharaoh sent his army to bring the Israelites back. 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