Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?

When we left Egypt, we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread.

2. What's the deal with horseradish?

Life was bitter, like horseradish.

3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?

It's called symbolism.

4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?

Free people get to slouch.

haggadah Section: -- Four Questions
Source: adapted from the 2 min Haggadah