W.A.P. - Wet-Ass Pharaoh
W.A.P.
(Wet-Ass Pharaoh)
(There’s some Jews in this house)
(Three’s some Jews in this house)
(There’s some Jews in this house)
(There’s some Jews in this house)
Said G-d’s got technique
Full of mystique
Wet-ass Pharaoh
God’s Red Sea game on fleak
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, G-d made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh
Bring a bucket and a mop for this Wet-Ass Pharaoh
Gave us what we want, made a Wet-Ass Pharaoh
Beat their idols, judgments charged
Extra-large and extra-hard
Put this Pharaoh in his place
Smote their firstborn made them die-hard
No need to top, would’ve sufficed
But G-d copped their wealth, how fine
Split the sea, made it rise
This Pharaoh got wet, took a dive
Dry-land, again would have sufficed
We just say, G-d, dayenu
But. G-d. Drowned. Our. Oppressors.
And we again say that sufficed!
In the desert, like a dream
For forty years, what a scene
We don't cook, we don't clean
But let me tell you how we got this manna
Gobble it, swallow it, off the ground
Quick, eat it up ‘fore there’s no more of it
G-d tells us about Shabbat, would’ve been enough
G-d gives us Mount Sinai, would’ve been enough
We read God’s Torah, read it well
Ask for more we wouldn’t dare
But we really ain't never gotta ask G-d for a thang
G-d already made mind up 'to give us Israel
We got our Temple and our promised land
Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh
G-d took care of us, Dayenu
Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh
Said, G-d took care of us, Dayenu
Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh
That’s right, G-d took care of us, Dayenu
Made one Wet-Ass Pharaoh
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