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GARLIC ON THE SEDER PLATE  Dori Midnight I began placing garlic on our seder plate a few years ago, as it has been central to my work of reconnecting to and re-enlivening Jewish folk healing traditions and a lifelong love. After the birth of Nishmat Shoom (the queer, radical, non-zionist minyan project I am part of, whose name, inspired by this work, means Breath or Soul of Garlic), many of the Garlic Eaters in our community began adopting this practice and...

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CUP OF REDEMPTION At a traditional seder we fill a cup of wine for the prophet Elijah who is a symbol of redemption. At this seder we are raising a cup of water as a symbol of the redemption that women have brought through the generations. All: Water is the symbol of life. Reader: The biblical prophet Miriam saved her brother from the waters of the Nile, she led the song of victory aber the waters of the red sea parted...

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THE MATZAH OF HOPE and PEACE Neal Borovitz Avadim Hayinu:  Not only were we slaves to the Pharaoh of Egypt, we have also been enslaved and persecuted by other Pharaohs.  Among these Pharaohs of every age were the Kings of Babylonia, the Emperors of Greece and Rome, the Churchmen and Nobles of Medieval Spain, Hitler and his Nazi followers, the Pharaohs of Moscow, and the dictators, potentates and terrorists of the contemporary Arab world.  The Babylonian exile was followed by a...

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At Passover, we receive a personal directive to create an inclusive and welcoming community. Even when we intend to be welcoming, many in our community still feel like strangers. The things that divide us — race, ethnicity, gender, class, religion, among others — also have the power to unite us. During the Seder, we are each meant to remember that we ourselves were once strangers in a strange land. If the Jewish community is to be a home for all, we...

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So, first of all, the four children appear in the Jerusalem Talmud, where Rabbi Hyyia, a student of Rabbi Judah the Prince, is quoted as bringing this parable.  Hyyia’s text varies quite a bit from the text we know today: for one, the simple child is not "simple" but stupid. But it is Rabbis at the time of the collection of the Mishnah and Talmud who are creating this rubric. And so we proceed:  The "Wise" Child asks about the rules...

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A blessing on your head...Mazel tov! Mazel tov! Our spin on the Moroccan Jewish tradition is to pass the remaining pieces of matzah around for everyone to both make and receive a blessing. Hold the matzah up over the person's head to your left and whisper a private blessing or wish for them. We will continue with our Seder while you each partake in this private moment. Wishes and blessings around themes of freedom are especially appropriate tonight but feel free...

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10.  Before painting his Easter egg, he dips it in salt water9.  Observes Lent by giving up leavened bread8. Easter Basket looks suspiciously like your cute themed Shalach Manos from last month7. Ordered wife's Easter Bonnet from sheitels.com6. Easter Feast suddenly relocated to the  Fountain Bleu in Miami5. On Good Friday,  wishes people a "Gut G'bentchin Friday"4. Kicks off Children's Egg hunt with the words: "Find that afikomen!!"3. Searches bangitout.com for Top Easter pickup lines2. When you ask him what day...

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10.  You're aunt's tone regarding your singlehood9.    Passover Food Price-rape8.    Excitement around "Faltche Fish"7.    Half-assed Post Passvoer Afikomen gifts (seriously, there should be Pre-Passover Afikomen Sales at toy stores)6.    Chol Hamoed Chasidim who think there's plenty of room for double strollers in Times Square5.    Tennis Ball smell associated with popping open a jar of macaroons4.    Miami Passover Club promoters who charge 20 bucks for a styrofoam cup of merlot3.    That guy in the Tea Room, who thinks it's fine to pick...

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10. Persistently high interest rates 9.   Paying 5.00 dollars for a cup of coffee 8.   Facebook mob wars 7.   An hour too long with your extended family 6.   A Very Special episode of The “Jersey Shore” Seder 5.   Incapacitating flatulence 4.   No cell phone reception in Pharaoh's Palace 3.   Stranded on an Island with the Shamwow guy 2.   Warm Grape Juice 1.   Radio stations playing 'Walk Like an Egyptian' 24-7