[Sung to the tune of "There's No Business Like Show Business"]

There's no Seder like our Seder,

Like no Seder I know.

Everything about it is halachic

Nothing that the Torah won't allow.

Listen how we read the whole Haggadah

It's all in Hebrew

'Cause we know how.

There's no Seder like our Seder,

We tell a tale that is swell:

Moses took the people out into the heat

They baked Matzah

While on their feet

Now isn't that a story 

That just can't be beat?

Let's go on with the show!

haggadah Section: Rachtzah