I once crunched upon

a piece of cardboard so strong

that it nearly broke apart my teeth.

It needed something, I thought,

but nothing that I’d brought,

could add flavor to my piece of cardboard.

So I slapped on tomato paste,

then some cheese, just for taste,

and made myself a meal fit for a king.

haggadah Section: Motzi-Matzah
Source: Original