I will never forget the last time I ever ate in an orthodox person's house. She tried to give me some chicken soup and I said "No thank you. I am vegetarian." She said "The chicken heard it was going to be cooked into a Passover soup. It was happy to die." So I replied "Thank you for thinking of me but I really don't condone suicide." And she replied "How about some brisket then?" 

--Elena Jawitz 

haggadah Section: Shulchan Oreich