Matzah Shmura (To the tune of That's Amore)

It is round and it's dull

And has no taste at all

Matzah Shmura!

It is guarded while stored 

And it tastes like cardboard

Matzah Shmura!

It is watched

From the day it's sown

Water's not allowed

Or it's thrown out the doora!

It's commanded by God

And it comes from Chabad

Matzah Shmura!

haggadah Section: Rachtzah