• Hear about the internet search engine for Passover?  it’s called eliYAHOO
  • What do you call lice in a bald pharoah’s  head?  Homeless.
  • What kind of shoes did the Egyptians where during the plague of Frogs? Open toad!
  • What did Moses say to Pharoah after he refused the first plague? That was Dumb.
  • Karpas walks into a bar Two men were fighting at the bar. One threw a plate of karpas.”And thats just for starters”, he said.
  • How many Egyptians does it take to screw in a light bulb?    No one can find them, it’s the plague of Darkness!

haggadah Section: -- Exodus Story