Karsif Songs
Who knows One?
Who knows One?
! know one! One is Hashem(3 times) in the heavens and the earth.Da da da da da da da.
Who know two?
I know two! Two are the tablets that Moshe brought. One is Hashem...
Who knows three?
I know three! Three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who knows four?
I know four! Four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who knows five?
I know five! Five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the
mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brougfht and one is Hashem...
Who knows six?
I know six! Six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the
books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the
poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who knows Seven? -
I know seven! Seven are the days of the week (clap, clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who knows eight?
I know eight! Eight are the days before a bris and seven are the days of the week (clap clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who know nine? -
I know nine! Nine are the months before a baby is born and eight are the days before a bris and seven are the days of the week (clap clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who knows ten?
I know ten! Ten are THEEEEEE Commandments and nine are the months before a baby is born and eight are the days before a bris and seven are the days of the week (clap clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who know eleven?
I know eleven! Eleven are the stars in Joseph's dream and ten are THEEEE Commandments and nine are the months before a baby is born and eight are the days before a bris and seven are the days of the week (clap clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who know twelve?
| know twelve! Twelve are the Tribes of S-ra-el and eleven are the stars in Joseph's dream and ten are THEEE Commandments and nine are the months before a baby is born and eight are the days before a bris and seven are the days of the week (clap clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Who knows thirteen?
I know thirteen! Thirteen are the Attributes of G-d and twelve are the Tribes of Is-ra-el and eleven are the stars of Joseph's dream and ten are THEEE Commandments and nine are the months before a baby is born and eight are the days before a bris and seven are the days of the week (clap clap) and six are the Books of the (clap) Mishnah and five are the Books of the (clap) Torah and four are the mommas and three are the poppas and two are the tablets that Moshe brought and one is Hashem...
Passover Song (tune of "These are a Few of my Favorite Things”)
Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
Out with the harmetz, no pasta, no knishes
Fish that's gefillted, horseradish that stings
These are a few of our Passover things.
Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset
Shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses
Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings
These are a few of our Passover things.
Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs
Famines and focusts and siaves with wheelbarrows
Matzah balls floating and eggshells that cling
These are a few of our Passover things.
When the plagues strike
When the lice bite
When we're feeling sad
We simply remember our Passover things
And then we don't feel so bad.
Take Us Out of Egypt (to the tune of “Take me out to the ball game")
Take us out of Egypt
Free us from slavery
Bake us some matzoh in a haste
Don't worry 'bout favor-- Give no thought to taste.
Oh it's rush, rush, rush, to the Red Sea
If we don't cross it's a shame.
For it's ten plagues, Down and you're out
At the ol' Pesach game.
There's No Seder Like our Seder (tune of "There's no Business like Show business")
There's no seder like our seder, There's no seder I know.
Everything about it is hałachic
Nothing that the Torah won't allow.
Listen how we read the whole Haggadah
It's all in Hebrew Cause we know how.
There's no Seder like our seder, We tell a tale that is swell
They baked the matzoh While on their feet
Now isn't that a story That just can't be beat?
Let's go on with the show!
Moses (to the tune of “The Flintstones”)
Moses, he’s our Moses.
He's the man that took us for a tour
Out of, Pharaoh's Egypt, went the children that he soon would lure
Come sit and eat matzah all week long.
Listen to our prayers and to our songs...
of Moses, he's our hero.
He's a really really dear guy, a forty year guy, the one that set us free.
The Ten Plagues (to the tune of the “Adam’s Family” theme)
(Chorus with finger snaps)
They’re creepy and they're yucky
They're altogether ucky
They're so completely mucky
We're talking ‘bout the Plagues.
The Nile turned to blood
Which was far worse than mud
Then frogs and lice and crud
The start of the Ten Plagues,
(Chorus with finger snaps)
Next beasts, and blight, and boils
On commoners and royals
Then hail and locusts spoiled The country.
It was wrecked.
Then Egypt drowned in darkness
The country was a big mess
All chaos, as you can guess
Pharaoh could not protect.
The last plague was the worst
The first-born sons were cursed
Their parent’s hearts were burst
And Pharaoh let us go.
(Chorus with finger snaps) Each year we tell the story
Although this part is gory
It still speaks of God’s glory
Remember the Ten Plagues.
Our cups are filled with wine
The joy with which we dine
Our joy is far less fine
When we remember the Ten Plagues
Leaving on a Desert Plane (to the tune of “Leaving on a Jet Plane”) by Randi and Murray Spiegel, Passover 2ooo
All our bags are packed, we’re ready to go
We're standing here outside our doors
We dare not wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin' this early morn' Moses is waiting, he's blowing his horn
We're planning our escape so we won't die
Youli missus, as you will see
You've been dealt a harsh decree
You held us like you'd never let us go
We're leaving from this great strain
We pray we won't be back again
God knows, can’t wait to go.
There's so many times you’ve let us down
Your many crimes have plagued our town
I tell you now they were all mean things
Every pace we go, you’ll shrink from view
Every song we sing will be against you
We won’t be back to wear your ball and chain
You'll missus, as you will see
You've been dealt a harsh decree
You held us like you'd never let us go
We're leaving through a wet plain
We hope we won’t be back again
God knows, can’t wait to go.
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, let us diss you
Close your eyes, we'll be on our way
Dream about the days to come
When you'll be left here all alone
About the time when we won’t have to say
You'll miss us, as you will see
You've been dealt a harsh decree
You held us like you'd never let us go
We're leaving all our bread grain
We know we won’t be back again
God knows, can’t wait to go.
We Can't Wait (tune of "Yellow Submarine")
In the religion where we were born
Comes a holiday where we are torn.
We remember how hard Jews worked For the Pharaoh who was a jerk.
We use symbols to tell the tale
Of how we came back from beyond the Pale.
It was Moses who led the way
Who gave the reason for this joyous day.
Every spring, this holiday comes
We sit with family, we sit with chums.
But we struggle to read the book,
Till we get to eat what has been cooked.
We can't wait till we eat the seder meal, eat the seder meal, eat the seder meal.
We can't wait till we eat the seder meal, eat the seder meal, eat the seder meal.
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